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      02-05-2016, 10:34 AM   #22463
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A goat gets his wish granted by a genie. He wishes to be turned into a human being. After his transformation, the, now, man is so grateful to the genie. He asks "How can I ever repay you?" The genie just has this request: That the man make the most of his life and live like no man has lived before; love like no man has loved before; and care like no man has cared before. The man obliges.

He first sets out to find his "calling". Over the years, he works many jobs. He finds himself becoming depressed with the monotony that he has come to know. Finally, he decides to go back to his roots and do what he knows. He becomes a farmer. With the money he has accumulated from his many professions, he buys a large farm where he decides to take in unwanted and ill animals. Goats (obviously), pigs, cows, cats, dogs, and various other animals. He cares for them. He comes to know and understand them. He has a deep connection with them.

One day, a woman brings her dog to the man's farm. She is worried about the dog. She says ever since the dog's sibling died, he hasn't seemed right. The man agrees to take the dog and care for it. He knows the other animals will comfort it and the dog will enjoy his new family. The woman comes to visit the dog regularly. She becomes familiar with all of the other animals on the farm, and most of all, the man. They spend hours together each visit. Talking and taking care of the animals together. Hours turn to days. Days to weeks. The man asks the woman to live with him and his animals. The woman obliges. They are in love. They are truly happy.

The genie comes to the man one night in his dreams. The genie says to the man "You have lived like no other man; you have loved like no other man; and you have cared like no other man. You have done well".

The man wakes up the next morning and he doesn't feel well. He can't explain it, but somethings not right. Weeks go by and the man's condition seems to worsen. His doctors cannot explain his rapidly deteriorating health. The woman is always by his side when she's not caring for his animals. The woman's dog sleeps at the foot of his bed. Never leaving. At last, it seems like he cannot hold on for much longer. He's barely able to speak at this point. He motions for the woman to come near. He says to her "Do you want to know why I fell in love with you all those years ago? Do you want to know why I love you more and more every day?" She says, "Yes, my love, tell me."
With his final breath, he tells her "Because you make me feel like a kid again."
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Damn that's a lot of words..., I wonder what it says.


Can someone give me a TLDR?
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      02-05-2016, 11:46 AM   #22466
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Damn that's a lot of words..., I wonder what it says.


Can someone give me a TLDR?
TL;DR: You're at work, what better things do you have to do?
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TL;DR: You're at work, what better things do you have to do?
Do I look like a man that reeds books? I didn't go to colledge, remember, too stoopid! Caynt Reed!
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      02-05-2016, 11:58 AM   #22468
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Do I look like a man that reeds books? I didn't go to colledge, remember, too stoopid! Caynt Reed!
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it for the goats.
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      02-05-2016, 12:00 PM   #22469
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Do I look like a man that reeds books? I didn't go to colledge, remember, too stoopid! Caynt Reed!
Dude youre missing out.
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      02-05-2016, 12:22 PM   #22470
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it for the goats.
I know, if anything I mostly go on the internet and look up current events, science, and history type things. Books, meh, just no drive to go to the bookstore.

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Dude youre missing out.
I mean, I read articles in Hustler if that counts?
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      02-05-2016, 12:40 PM   #22471
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I mean, I read articles in Hustler if that counts?
Hustler is very useful. Used it to learn to read lips.
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      02-05-2016, 12:46 PM   #22472
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I know, if anything I mostly go on the internet and look up current events, science, and history type things. Books, meh, just no drive to go to the bookstore.
If you work in front of a computer you're reading almost 8 hours a day anyway. The quality may not be there, but it's better than nothing. I'm not a big reader myself either.
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      02-05-2016, 12:50 PM   #22473
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If you work in front of a computer you're reading almost 8 hours a day anyway. The quality may not be there, but it's better than nothing. I'm not a big reader myself either.
It's mostly Reddit, so the quality is definitely not there.
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Hustler is very useful. Used it to learn to read lips.
You mean something like this ?
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If you work in front of a computer you're reading almost 8 hours a day anyway. The quality may not be there, but it's better than nothing. I'm not a big reader myself either.

Reading

I love buying all the collector's editions of books, and I feel like that helps inspire you to read - they're so beautiful!
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I love buying all the collector's editions of books, and I feel like that helps inspire you to read - they're so beautiful!
I like reading too - I wish I had more time to do it. I am a big fan of Neal Stephenson right now. Always been a "cyberpunk" fan - William Gibson, Phillip K Dick, etc... Stephenson is a great continuation of that legacy. Highly recommend for any nerds out there.

... not that I am one...
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I mean, I read articles in Hustler if that counts?
No read something good, try some Hemingway, Steinbeck I can send you a starter kit.
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I like reading too - I wish I had more time to do it. I am a big fan of Neal Stephenson right now. Always been a "cyberpunk" fan - William Gibson, Phillip K Dick, etc... Stephenson is a great continuation of that legacy. Highly recommend for any nerds out there.

... not that I am one...
It's cool. I read The Lord of the Rings 72 times. No judgment.
That being said, Jules Verne is fantastic, and all of the Sherlock Holmes stories and novels are my absolute favorite.
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2 more hours and the bosses wife didn't even cum in today.
Does she owe you something?
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Does she owe you something?
If she offered, I would decline.
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If she offered, I would decline.
Also in bent over ?
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