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      06-08-2016, 06:51 AM   #30559
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
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But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
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      06-08-2016, 06:58 AM   #30560
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But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
Want to make your heart melt? When you get a warm batch, puncture little holes in them and stuff with warm bacon.


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      06-08-2016, 06:59 AM   #30561
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Oh no.
But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
Here is totally a movie here: Austin and Aatish Go to Krispy Kreme. I see Teslas and pot and hookers and Patel hotels and pot.

(You know you have a "watch problem" when your iOS device tries to autocorrect "Patel" to "Patek". Heh.)
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      06-08-2016, 07:42 AM   #30562
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Is that Sara in your avatar?
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No, that's me.
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      06-08-2016, 08:02 AM   #30564
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No, that's me.
PM your boobs.

Morning OT!
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      06-08-2016, 08:10 AM   #30565
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PM your boobs.

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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.

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      06-08-2016, 08:14 AM   #30566
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.

Moar
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      06-08-2016, 08:17 AM   #30567
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PM your boobs.

Morning OT!
I really don't like sharing pictures of my boobs.



Will my butthole suffice?
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and for those interested in baseball. I was at last night's game when Machado got hit by a 99mph pitch and then brawled on the mound. Was EPIC... almost had a front row view of it lol



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No, that's me.
Would bang.
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I love how baseball clears the whole the bench, and hockey everyone just lets each other duke it out (at least most all the time).


Let the fuckers fight it out damnit.
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I really don't like sharing pictures of my boobs.



Will my butthole suffice?
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and for those interested in baseball. I was at last night's game when Machado got hit by a 99mph pitch and then brawled on the mound. Was EPIC... almost had a front row view of it lol



He was right on top of the plate
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      06-08-2016, 08:39 AM   #30573
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.
... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
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Needs to be shaved.
That's for dingleberry entrapment so people will stop asking for pictures of my hot hairy naked body.
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... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.

What's next...toes? Ugh.
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... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
The fact that you described that eye makeup style so well is as scary as your new avatar!
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I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
I would like you to use an obscenely distasteful amount of makeup, much like that lovely lady I picked up on the corner the other night. At least I think she was a lady..., oddly large Adams apple..., hmmm
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I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
You did not just make that your avatar...
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