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      01-31-2020, 07:07 AM   #67
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What in the F? Shit, I should have realized they would be T&A pics. I thought I was going to see a beautiful face. Should have known better.

Forgive me, but is this the norm these days? Do you exchange pics like this before you even someone. I really feel old.
I wouldn't put her face up.

Yes. This is rather conservative. I've had all manner of stuff sent to me. If I put some of it up I'd be banned.
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I wouldn't put her face up.

Yes. This is rather conservative. I've had all manner of stuff sent to me. If I put some of it up I'd be banned.
I have a single buddy, in our age group and it's unbelievable what pictures women will send you.
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I have a single buddy, in our age group and it's unbelievable what pictures women will send you.
Let's not even bring up the videos. I have videos that I could charge money to see. Unreal.
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      01-31-2020, 07:16 AM   #70
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Let's not even bring up the videos. I have videos that I could charge money to see. Unreal.
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What in the F? Shit, I should have realized they would be T&A pics. I thought I was going to see a beautiful face. Should have known better.

Forgive me, but is this the norm these days? Do you exchange pics like this before you even someone. I really feel old.
LOL!! This is why I was initially surprised you were so interested, and then this post made up for it!

Too funny!
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I smiled at cmyx6go 's response. OK, there was a giggle in there somewhere too.


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I have a single buddy, in our age group and it's unbelievable what pictures women will send you.
When I was single, it was crazy. The amount of pics and videos I would get was unreal.

I let all my friends see them....but never showed their face of course.

Everything was deleted and my number changed when me and my current spouse started seeing each other exclusively.
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When I was single, it was crazy. The amount of pics and videos I would get was unreal.

I let all my friends see them....but never showed their face of course.

Everything was deleted and my number changed when me and my current spouse started seeing each other exclusively.
I've been married for 15 years this time....so I'm kind of out of the loop on the current trends. I couldn't have imagined all of this when I was a young fella dating. What a ride.
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I couldn't have imagined all of this when I was a young fella dating. What a ride.
Cameras were a little bit bigger then, and you had to hold still for 15 seconds while the photographic plate was being exposed.



I can sorta relate, having accidentally dropped by Brownie Hawkeye 610 into the Niagara River as a youth.....
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Going through an old hard-drive, came upon a folder that I had named incorrectly, just to hide the nude pix of ex-girlfriends inside. Just damn.

I'm still smiling.
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Going through an old hard-drive, came upon a folder that I had named incorrectly, just to hide the nude pix of ex-girlfriends inside. Just damn.

I'm still smiling.
You must destroy ALL old hard drives!!!!!
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You must destroy ALL old hard drives!!!!!
Send them all to MKSixer, and he'll take care of destroying them for you.....
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Send them all to MKSixer, and he'll take care of destroying them for you.....
After looking at select photos, of course!!
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After looking at select photos, of course!!
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You must destroy ALL old hard drives!!!!!
I have taken to putting them on flash drives and in secure places. No damn way I'm getting rid of those pix.
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You know, thinking about it, I should post a bunch of them here, just with black-out's over the good bits hahaha. Maybe some of them own a BMW and are reading this thread??? Unlikely
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I have taken to putting them on flash drives and in secure places. No damn way I'm getting rid of those pix.
I don't have any saucy photos of exes, or anyone else for that matter. I do have compromising photos of several Fortune 100 execs, however. Having a photo of a CEO in a hot tub with a bunch of Cub Scouts makes consulting contract negotiations a breeze, I've found. Not many objections to my exorbitant rates, either, for some reason.
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I don't have any saucy photos of exes, or anyone else for that matter. I do have compromising photos of several Fortune 100 execs, however. Having a photo of a CEO in a hot tub with a bunch of Cub Scouts makes consulting contract negotiations a breeze, I've found. Not many objections to my exorbitant rates, either, for some reason.
Nothing like having a picture or someone fucking a goat to smooth things along.

You can build a thousand bridges, do they call you bridge builder? But.....

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Nothing like having a picture or someone fucking a goat to smooth things along.
Wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt who said "speak softly and carry a 256GB USB stick"?
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You can build a thousand bridges, do they call you bridge builder? But.....
One of the all-time classic jokes.
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Damn.....foiled again by work. I'm going to plead the fifth on the rest of this conversation. I will not confirm or deny that I may gigs of data that most men would pay for.

To touch on the subject...I am not at all shocked at what women will send when they want something. The trick is to have something they want.
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Damn.....foiled again by work. I'm going to plead the fifth on the rest of this conversation. I will not confirm or deny that I may gigs of data that most men would pay for.

To touch on the subject...I am not at all shocked at what women will send when they want something. The trick is to have something they want.
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