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      01-10-2020, 01:06 PM   #6667
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      01-10-2020, 01:15 PM   #6668
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      01-10-2020, 02:09 PM   #6669
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      01-10-2020, 02:29 PM   #6670
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Can someone please translate what they are saying, however, that may kill how bazar this is.

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      01-10-2020, 03:00 PM   #6671
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It's funny how excited she gets for the big one and then she bites the little one, spits it out
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welp, now ive got a weird boner
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      01-10-2020, 03:14 PM   #6673
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I'm not entirely sure I should have watched that at work....
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      01-10-2020, 03:45 PM   #6675
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Please get this to a new page. That's just too weird for me.
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      01-10-2020, 04:26 PM   #6676
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It's funny how excited she gets for the big one and then she bites the little one, spits it out
Funny how the subconscious works
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      01-10-2020, 06:37 PM   #6683
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      01-10-2020, 07:11 PM   #6685
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With Valentines just around the corner......

Who wouldn't want a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Honey, we need some ambiance, light a candle wud ya.

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.....and it's only $98

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Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
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Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
Hmm..i can't decide which sounds worse to drink.
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