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      03-30-2016, 12:13 PM   #24795
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      03-30-2016, 12:15 PM   #24796
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On the Auto Buying service, I have a general sales manager that reports directly to me. She manages 3 direct reports, and this operation has about 20 employees.

On the commercial lending side, I have a credit manager, a loan production manager, a loan operations manager, and SBA/USDA liaison that I directly manage. This group has about 25 total employees.
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      03-30-2016, 12:20 PM   #24797
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He's banned from OT. Not BP.

He's not as evil as Billup was.
OhhhhhhhhhhHHhHHhhHhhhhHHhHHHH....HhhHHhHH.....



Hey..., I'm the evil twin, he is a pussy.
I never met this billup character... They say if you combine Sugarskullz on his period and axius during a global bacon shortage, and those two had a baby at that juncture in time, and as soon as the baby was born, he/she was dipped into the blood of hitler, that, is essentially how you create billup...

But that's just rumor and speculation at this point... He's gone... Forever... Like Belgium's love for C5...
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      03-30-2016, 12:29 PM   #24798
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@Verbiage

On the Auto Buying service, I have a general sales manager that reports directly to me. She manages 3 direct reports, and this operation has about 20 employees.

On the commercial lending side, I have a credit manager, a loan production manager, a loan operations manager, and SBA/USDA liaison that I directly manage. This group has about 25 total employees.
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      03-30-2016, 01:19 PM   #24799
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      03-30-2016, 02:25 PM   #24800
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My bad, he's not as evil as Billup's evil twin.

But.... if you are so much more evil, wouldn't you be banned as well?

How do you know I'm not banned already? Maybe I am just a ghost, slowly lurking around BP OT because I am not granted the satisfaction of passing over to the other side.
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      03-30-2016, 02:27 PM   #24801
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      03-30-2016, 04:18 PM   #24802
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Well, the team I managed was understaffed for far too long and forecasting trends had been off for so long, that I was left with no choice but to acquire more staff. I actually had to present my residual findings to senior management so those fucktards would actually listen, since management is 99% of the time clueless AF as to what actually happens in production. I'm not mad about it, it's just the way it is.

But yeah, you're an anomaly, dad.



What kinda reports? What are their functions?



Aliens....have direct reports?! Not just UFO's?!
Do you have any idea how challenging executing an planetary invasion must be? The bombs don't drop themselves...they need aliens to press the buttons.
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      03-30-2016, 05:19 PM   #24803
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Do you have any idea how challenging executing an planetary invasion must be? The bombs don't drop themselves...they need aliens to press the buttons.
Drones. 1 alien. 1 button. 1 million bombs.
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Drones. 1 alien. 1 button. 1 million bombs.
What would one alien want with a whole planet unless it's Galactus?
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      03-30-2016, 06:39 PM   #24805
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What would one alien want with a whole planet unless it's Galactus?
Or Uranus
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      03-30-2016, 08:45 PM   #24806
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      03-31-2016, 06:32 AM   #24807
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No urs
Yer so immatures.
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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!
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      03-31-2016, 06:55 AM   #24809
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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!
Haha. Wait. Are you actually serious? What's up? You good?
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      03-31-2016, 06:59 AM   #24810
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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!
What?

The one in the center of your forehead?
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      03-31-2016, 07:00 AM   #24811
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Yer so immatures.
I know you are but what am I?
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What?

The one in the center of your forehead?
Well, right next to my left eye. I just cleaned it with an antiseptic cloth (OUCH) and put some Neosporin on it. It was my damn window in my car; no jam surround, so I made direct contact with the glass. Smh.
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DUDE I cut my fucking eye open this morning!!!!
Seriously, Pink Eye?

Ok...just read the above. General goofiness. Fully understood.
Glad you're ok.
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      03-31-2016, 07:06 AM   #24814
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Well, right next to my left eye. I just cleaned it with an antiseptic cloth (OUCH) and put some Neosporin on it. It was my damn window in my car; no jam surround, so I made direct contact with the glass. Smh.
The Mini? What kind of bs is that. I will pass to me the wisdom that grandfather told me when I was seven and stitches were being contemplated.
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The Mini? What kind of bs is that. I will pass to me the wisdom that grandfather told me when I was seven and stitches were being contemplated.

A wise man, he was.
Yea the Mini.


Grandpa knows!


It feels a bit better now. I am never this clumsy.



Thanks for the concern dads. And granddad.
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