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      06-23-2016, 10:29 AM   #31725
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      06-23-2016, 10:29 AM   #31726
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Did the match actually look good though?


That's the ultimate question.. unless you're just reckless like me and swipe right for everything out of frustration and get messages from all the brazen cows.
She's not bad. I'll see what happens.

And I'm not reckless like you. I'm actually a picky bitch.
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EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
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Looks good!
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Thanks for the fix. I HATE when I do that.... makes me feel like smoosh 's tinder lady.
*goes and measures eyebrow separation*

Sorry so srs. I like eye candy too... but, maybe I am just old, but I like brain candy more. Fortunately, there (they're their) exists some that are a feast for the brain and the eyes.
+1 for being old.

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      06-23-2016, 10:34 AM   #31728
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She's not bad. I'll see what happens.

And I'm not reckless like you. I'm actually a picky bitch.
I mean I'm not reckless anymore. Just when I'm drunk. Which is seldom, these days.


The match notification high gets killed pretty quick when I can identify jowls from the thumbnail.
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      06-23-2016, 10:34 AM   #31729
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Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." Their are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
F@ck ! I think you took me serious ? Is this you ?
My friend this thread has the name => "The whore thread"
In short =>I'm Kidding just like you guys .
If someone took my BS serious I'll throw my apologies under it ..
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      06-23-2016, 10:36 AM   #31730
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F@ck ! I think you took me serious ? Is this you ?
My friend this thread has the name => "The whore thread"
In short =>I'm Kidding just like you guys .
If someone took my BS serious I'll throw my apologies under it ..
Nah! I didn't take you seriously. Sorry for getting emo on you. A 17 y/o daughter makes you more selective about these sorts of things. It's all good.

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I mean I'm not reckless anymore. Just when I'm drunk. Which is seldom, these days.


The match notification high gets killed pretty quick when I can identify jowls from the thumbnail.
I'm calling BS due to the savage comment that followed immediately.
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      06-23-2016, 10:43 AM   #31732
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I'm calling BS due to the savage comment that followed immediately.
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Nah! I didn't take you seriously. Sorry for getting emo on you. A 17 y/o daughter makes you more selective about these sorts of things. It's all good.

Keep Calm and Perv On!
So...when does she turn 18?




































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      06-23-2016, 10:46 AM   #31734
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That's better
That looks perfect my friend and it looks like she had fresh detail work from you..
Of course black is always beautiful , but a real bitch as well to maintain !
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So...when does she turn 18?




































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Bro you know he'll find you. LMAO.
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Nice... pop up from behind that couch one.more.time.
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Bro you know he'll find you. LMAO.
Next thing you know, jtodd is knocking at my door. LOL
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Nice... pop up from behind that couch one.more.time.
Cmon, JT. No need to be so violent! I just want someone to go watch Finding Dory with!
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Next thing you know, jtodd is knocking at my door. LOL

Cmon, JT. No need to be so violent! I just want someone to go watch Finding Dory with!
There is probably like 1 Lebanese family in all of Ohio... how hard you think this is really gonna be?
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At first I thought that comment was going to be about him needing to find another Lebanese family to go with.
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There is probably like 1 Lebanese family in all of Ohio... how hard you think this is really gonna be?
Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
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At first I thought that comment was going to be about him needing to find another Lebanese family to go with.
Haha... pretty sure he'd have to go all the way to Michigan for that.
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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWAY.
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      06-23-2016, 11:01 AM   #31745
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Actually, Cleveland has the second largest Lebanese population in the country.

No, Verbiage you can't come visit.
Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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Oh god, they look so young there. I never did watch that movie.
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After re-reading the last 2 pages in this thread I became really sad ...
I'm confused because "IDK WTF" is serious or not ?
Or are you guys "The perfect online virtual comedian actors" ?
Where am I ?
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