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      10-21-2015, 09:25 PM   #1
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Ask a girl anything?

I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
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Is it true that semen is good for a women's skin? Sorry
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      10-21-2015, 09:29 PM   #3
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Is it true that semen is good for a women's skin? Sorry
I'm not sure of the science behind it, but if you leave it sitting on your skin for a while it can get kind of red and itchy.
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I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
How is "estrogen-ridden" mentioned without including Mr.SugarSkulls ?
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I'm not sure of the science behind it, but if you leave it sitting on your skin for a while it can get kind of red and itchy.
Is that just the face or everywhere?
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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Is that just the face or everywhere?
Everywhere. But people may react differently.
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My ex used to say it itches because semen is a living organism...
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Okay I will quit. Thought you would break my knees
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My ex used to say it itches because semen is a living organism...
I actually heard someone say that as well, that it was because they're all swimming around. Who knows.
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My ex used to say it itches because semen is a living organism...
Could be the std's in there.
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Heard it's not cheating if it's anal. What's a woman's perspective on this?
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Heard it's not cheating if it's anal. Is that true?
I don't know, do you feel guilty after you take it in the ass or do you feel ok about it?


Guess it depends on your morals

Edit: I see you edited your post. Personally, I would consider that cheating. It's still an intimate act with another person.
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I heard its not cheating if you use a condom
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I actually heard someone say that as well, that it was because they're all swimming around. Who knows.
What happens when it gets in your eyes? Do you go blind or is like The Strain?

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And what was your response to this? You didn't say yes but you didn't say no.
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Is it true that bears can smell your period?
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What happens when it gets in your eyes? Do you go blind or is like The Strain?
It hurts and you look like you got punched in the face for a few hours.

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And what was your response to this? You didn't say yes but you didn't say no.
Very thoughtful, but I'll pass.
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I have been coerced into starting this thread by an unnamed OT member whose name rhymes with Tara. Because it's Tara. Therefore, please bring forth your best questions for the estrogen-ridden ones Sara504 bimmette, C5driver , and yes, even you Lups. I'll do my best to be as honest/candid as possible. If you ask something like "can bears smell your periods" I will break your kneecaps, but I have no doubt someone will do it anyway.
@ bold letter.

Okay, here we go...

Question #1: When guys gets played by a girl, we admit it. Yes, male tend to go out to drink and share a 2 hours of sob stories to friend. <--SOB

How come most of females I dealt in the past have a strong mind and just move on (after they got played like a foo) like nothing happened?


Question #2:
From my experience, lots of top level women tend to go after mid packs. Avg job. Avg look. Avg stuff.

That being said, what is a line/point/bell curve which even hot+smart women would find a prey which they can get for sure? What determines it? Is it calculations? Just experiencing different type? Game theory app?
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Ok guys, biorin is a little genius, but we are not goddamn scientists! Geez!
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Not true.
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Ladies at my office are required to wear skirts and dresses as part of the dress code. The AC would be turned all the way up in the summer time and you can tell they all feel cold sitting at their desks. Today i tell the secretary to go to the kitchen and grab some hot coffee, and while she's up she should grab a cup for herself as well.

Why did HR schedule a meeting with me tomorrow morning?
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