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      11-19-2015, 02:35 PM   #9109
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      11-19-2015, 02:41 PM   #9110
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That's racist.
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      11-19-2015, 02:49 PM   #9111
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Dog owners, is there any group of the population more blinded by their religion. A large dog and a small child are a bad fucking combination, full stop.
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      11-19-2015, 03:04 PM   #9112
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Dog owners, is there any group of the population more blinded by their religion. A large dog and a small child are a bad fucking combination, full stop.
Not sure if srs.....
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      11-19-2015, 03:15 PM   #9113
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Dog owners, is there any group of the population more blinded by their religion. A large dog and a small child are a bad fucking combination, full stop.
Bullshit.
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Dog owners, is there any group of the population more blinded by their religion. A large dog and a small child are a bad fucking combination, full stop.
Signed, a cat.
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      11-20-2015, 08:30 AM   #9116
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nah I see no need to mock the less fortunate.
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      11-20-2015, 09:35 AM   #9117
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nah I see no need to mock the less fortunate.
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      11-20-2015, 09:50 AM   #9118
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nah I see no need to mock the less fortunate.
Isn't that all of off topic?
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      11-20-2015, 10:08 AM   #9120
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nah I see no need to mock the less fortunate.
These are BMW forums. We are expected to mock the less fortunate while eating caviar and sipping cristal.
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      11-20-2015, 10:11 AM   #9121
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These are BMW forums. We are expected to mock the less fortunate while eating caviar and sipping cristal.
UncleWede and Abescue break all those stereotypes.
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      11-20-2015, 10:19 AM   #9124
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My M3 drinks oil like it's fucking champagne but I am a humble man. No mockery here.
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My M3 drinks oil like it's fucking champagne but I am a humble man. No mockery here.
That's because your break in sucked. Low gear/high revs for the first 100-200 miles will seat the rings. My M6 hasn't needed a top off in 4K miles.
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I wasn't there for the break-in on this one

I did properly break in my former baby the X6M from brand new (gone, never forgotten) at Tail of the Dragon in NC and she still drank oil, about a quart every 5k.
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