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Axius · 01-26-2016, 10:11 AM

Hahaha, that's wonderful.

Krapula, dark underlord queen of the sluts.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 10:15 AM

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

Axius · 01-26-2016, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

They put more oil in her...

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Hahaha, that's wonderful.

Krapula, dark underlord queen of the sluts.

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

What ever happened with Krapula's low oil warning the other day?

They put more oil in her...

jimj911 · 01-26-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

If it's bothering YOU, we may have to call Al Gore to get it removed from his internet.

I didnt mean it that way, more was bringing it up for someone else to have to see it! Believe me I dont judge, live and let live.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

They put more oil in her...

But she's not a dried up old lady, she's got 7k miles. She should be good to go with her own internal lubrication. She just not in the mood lately?

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 10:33 AM

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But she's not a dried up old lady, she's got 7k miles. She should be good to go with her own internal lubrication. She just not in the mood lately?

Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Mr Tonka · 01-26-2016, 10:57 AM

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Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Right where she's supposed to live. Some might call that the "G" spot.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

You can't go balls to the wall without going through a warm up cycle. That's like trying to shove it in raw and dry. Not good.

C5driver · 01-26-2016, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Oh she's my warm happy place every time I slip inside her and make her scream. Has to be hot and well lubed though...160F before we go all out.

You can't go balls to the wall without going through a warm up cycle. That's like trying to shove it in raw and dry. Not good.

You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:43 AM

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You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Always make sure you check traction levels at different tire temperatures. Gotta do a few rear end spins to get em nice and sticky and gooey like, then see how fast you can beat grandma off a red light.

Nothing like seeing that rusty old Camry getting left in the dirt.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 11:48 AM

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...rear end spins... sticky and gooey.... beat grandma off....

I've lost the metaphor.

Axius · 01-26-2016, 11:53 AM

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I've lost the metaphor.

Beat off grandma, I don't get what's so hard to understand.

Silver fox with the drapes that matches the carpet.

RJ_ · 01-26-2016, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Beat off grandma, I don't get what's so hard to understand.

Silver fox with the drapes that matches the carpet.

Like this?

1MOREMOD · 01-26-2016, 05:00 PM

Spent the last 2 days converting a bedroom to walk in closet. Only 14 more days till vacation and sooner for booze

ASBSECU E93 · 01-26-2016, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

You're like a brother from another mother.

Warmup is super important before letting her run. It's all about finesse and getting her slowly wound up before you bounce her off the redline, over and over and over.

Foreplay is VERY important....then, it's BALLS deep

Axius · 01-27-2016, 06:53 AM

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Foreplay is VERY important....then, it's BALLS deep

Well of course balls deep, you need to utilize as much of those solid 4''s as possible.

In my case at least.

MKSixer · 01-27-2016, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Nah dude...I live at 4K+ revs. It wears her out and she needs to hydrate.

Life should be lived at 8000+ revs...S85!

I love the i8 but each time I get into the M6 I feel like a hooligan. The sound makes me slightly antisocial.

Well...slightly MORE antisocial!!

MKSixer · 01-27-2016, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimj911

I didnt mean it that way, more was bringing it up for someone else to have to see it! Believe me I dont judge, live and let live.

I know...just having a bit of fun!

RJ_ · 01-27-2016, 07:55 AM

Had an "Oh, shit" moment in the Jeep last night.

I was hooning around in 4x4 and found a nice untouched snowy section of road. As I made the turn I stabbed the throttle a bit to let the back end come out and slide around a little. Well some combination of too slick/too much throttle/too slow on the countersteer and I was now heading sideways down the road at full lock countersteer.

This gave me a nice view of the steep embankment down to the frozen lake alongside the road that I'd forgotten about. Got the heart rate up for a while afterwards, but I got out of it.

Axius · 01-27-2016, 08:00 AM

Glad you didn't end up in a ditch man.

I remember the days of e-brake drifting the RSX..., right into a giant snow ice pile and fucked up the whole driver side. That was fun. Almost hit a pack of deer on the way in this morning, thank God for new tires and realizing if there is one deer, there are probably more deers coming. Barely missed what appeared to be the youngest.

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RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1203 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	Had an "Oh, shit" moment in the Jeep last night. I was hooning around in 4x4 and found a nice untouched snowy section of road. As I made the turn I stabbed the throttle a bit to let the back end come out and slide around a little. Well some combination of too slick/too much throttle/too slow on the countersteer and I was now heading sideways down the road at full lock countersteer. This gave me a nice view of the steep embankment down to the frozen lake alongside the road that I'd forgotten about. Got the heart rate up for a while afterwards, but I got out of it.
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