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      07-15-2015, 01:26 AM   #11595
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WOW, you actually posted a picture of you!
I think you have longer leg than ASBSECU E93 .
Any bad pics I have, I gladly post. I was trying to take a pic of the bite you can see on my right leg there to show to my friend I still do my dog training shit and get bitten often.


I'm a fucking giant. I don't have to edit a pic of Tara an me, since my head will not make the shot if hers does.
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Any bad pics I have, I gladly post. I was trying to take a pic of the bite you can see on my right leg there to show to my friend I still do my dog training shit and get bitten often.


I'm a fucking giant. I don't have to edit a pic of Tara an me, since my head will not make the shot if hers does.
I need a sexier leg photo of mine to beat (or even match) you and ASBSECU E93 leg/foot.
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I need a sexier leg photo of mine to beat (or even match) you and ASBSECU E93 leg/foot.
Meh, you two are winning in my books.

No female alive would post a bad pic like that. I like it because it shows a lot of scars.
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      07-15-2015, 01:58 AM   #11599
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Meh, you two are winning in my books.

No female alive would post a bad pic like that. I like it because it shows a lot of scars.
One of the Chanel cosmetic models told me, anyone can post their best photographs for people to see. Only confident women post whatever random without anything covered. (no makeups, cosmetics, filter, photoshop, etc).
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One of the Chanel cosmetic models told me, anyone can post their best photographs for people to see. Only confident women post whatever random without anything covered. (no makeups, cosmetics, filter, photoshop, etc).
Yeah.

I did enough shoots as a kid to truly hate cameras. I have no use for looks, never wanted to have.

If known where the hits are, almost all my bigger fuck ups can be counted from that shot.


You two are beating me in hair alone.
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      07-15-2015, 02:22 AM   #11601
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Yeah.

I did enough shoots as a kid to truly hate cameras. I have no use for looks, never wanted to have.

If known where the hits are, almost all my bigger fuck ups can be counted from that shot.


You two are beating me in hair alone.
I remember when I posted my leg picture, someone did comment that I have less hair than sara.
I came from body hairless family. LOL
when I was in Highschool, people asked me that I am in swimming team.
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I remember when I posted my leg picture, someone did comment that I have less hair than sara.
I came from body hairless family. LOL
when I was in Highschool, people asked me that I am in swimming team.
Oh god. Thanks for making me think about hair too.

Damnit!!! That was a hilarious pic! I'm pretty damn good at defending myself, still three tooth hits are there. I've gotten shit for this for months. Honestly, I'd worry about looks if that was my trade. Since I don't need to, I like being me.
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OK, as some of you heard I'm doing an install project for AT&T, so not looking forward to driving an hour for a 35-minute trip, I noticed the mall I was at had a Tesla dealer as I was leaving.

Well, guys...

The Model S P85D is STUPID MOTHERF**KING FAST!!!!! After the staff member told me "Say goodbye to this truck (points at an older pickup in the left lane), punch it!" I whipped onto the freeway doing almost 100 in almost a whisper before I can even reach the traffic control signal! 0-60 in 3.1 seconds... Thanks to wealthy friends I have driven some decently fast cars (AM DB9, GT3, Gallardo), but I have NEVER had a car that made my head hit the headrest from insanely fast acceleration! Can you say you need new boxers?
Envy...
Instead talking to a neighbor w/ Tesla or talking to guy at a car wash, you actually drove the car!

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You tease!
I know Lups and I understand the magnitude of AAPL. LOL
However, ones who are heavily elastic to materials (tangibles) might not see the power of the paper.
Yep - but the real power is Billions in cash and a Ecosystem that has CRAZY free cash flow...
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Yep - but the real power is Billions in cash and a Ecosystem that has CRAZY free cash flow...
Cash as M2, yup!
If cash cash, banks has to raise their reserve req.

I like that word CASH-CASH.
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I need a sexier leg photo of mine to beat (or even match) you and ASBSECU E93 leg/foot.
Mine was just knee down...Lups gave us the Femur and Tibia/Fibula!!!!

Mr. P - We need to step up our game
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OK, as some of you heard I'm doing an install project for AT&T, so not looking forward to driving an hour for a 35-minute trip, I noticed the mall I was at had a Tesla dealer as I was leaving.

Well, guys...

The Model S P85D is STUPID MOTHERF**KING FAST!!!!! After the staff member told me "Say goodbye to this truck (points at an older pickup in the left lane), punch it!" I whipped onto the freeway doing almost 100 in almost a whisper before I can even reach the traffic control signal! 0-60 in 3.1 seconds... Thanks to wealthy friends I have driven some decently fast cars (AM DB9, GT3, Gallardo), but I have NEVER had a car that made my head hit the headrest from insanely fast acceleration! Can you say you need new boxers?
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Lots of members do post their feet/foot pictures. Please discuss.


Someone likes to flaunt his finger-toes.
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Mine was just knee down...Lups gave us the Femur and Tibia/Fibula!!!!

Mr. P - We need to step up our game
Well, I think you and Lups are winning due to you guys' nature of being tall. I might have to cheat and do a photoshop to make my leg sexier.


There, Photoshopped and streteched 175%. LONG AND SEXY. Now I have a size 22 feet as well.

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Someone likes to flaunt his finger-toes.
Well, it is easier to comment on top 2. How about my "photoshopped" legs/feet?

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Ugh..today is leg day too
Is that really you?
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My turn my turn!

Ugh..today is leg day too
Do you play soccer? Looks like Soccer player leg.
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Ugh..today is leg day too
Is that really you?
No I just post random strangers legs.
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Ugh..today is leg day too
Do you play soccer? Looks like Soccer player leg.
I run/skip rope- like ALOT. My YouTube videos has a few vids- it's not just boring ol skipping rope either.

I used to box amateur growing up- so having huge calves have always stayed with me.
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