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      02-23-2020, 11:35 AM   #5765
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She's spectacular!!
And the prospect of dating her is...wait for it...titillating.
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And the prospect of dating her is...wait for it...titillating.
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I've been talking to a girl who has 38Gs. Will send redacted pictures at some point.
Just to be sure to understand that number: This is her size of weared clothes?
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Just to be sure to understand that number: This is her size of weared clothes?
Should be 34, not 38.

34 is the under bra measurement. G is her cup size.
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Should be 34, not 38.

34 is the under bra measurement. G is her cup size.
That means for me, she got such small hips that Im be able to encompass it with two finger - but that won't work, because her G-cups are making me stay softly far away
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That means for me, she got such small hips that Im be able to encompass it with two finger - but that won't work, because her G-cups are making me stay softly far away
This isn't European G. They would be I/J/K in European sizes.
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This isn't European G. They would be I/J/K in European sizes.
Dude, I/J/K are no longer cups but BASKETS!
One of my ex GF's had 85F and that were quite much to handle...
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.

ive started to branch out and meet some older women, but it turns out they are just as immature as the girls i meet that are in their mid 20s.
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I've been talking to a girl who has 38Gs. Will send redacted pictures at some point.
Wowzer. I dated a woman who was a 42FFF, and this was after a reduction. The only bummer when they're that big, is that you can only play with 'em one at a time.
Gota be creative and try to play with them both at once lol.
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Gota be creative and try to play with them both at once lol.
You can "motorboat" them when she's upright. Or you can use 'em like a couple speed bags. But when she lays down they both pour off their respective sides of the bed. Takes both hands to scoop one of 'em up. If you let the right one go to scoop the left one up, the right one tumbles over the side and you're left with just the left one. Which is why they call it the left one, I suppose. Hmmm...never thought of that 'til just now.
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Gota be creative and try to play with them both at once lol.
You can "motorboat" them when she's upright. Or you can use 'em like a speed bag. But when she lays down they both pour off their respective sides of the bed. Takes both hands to scoop one of 'em up. If you let the right one go to scoop the left one up, the right one tumbles over the side and you're left with just the left one. Which is why the call it the left one, I suppose. Hmmm...never thought of that 'til just now.
You really put thought into this hAhahaha! I applaud you
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.

ive started to branch out and meet some older women, but it turns out they are just as immature as the girls i meet that are in their mid 20s.
Maybe you got too much female chromosomes into you, like 'its close to 30ths, I must have baby'... just thinking, ey?
No, to be serious: Don't rush it, you will regret it. Desperation is never a good counselor.
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.

ive started to branch out and meet some older women, but it turns out they are just as immature as the girls i meet that are in their mid 20s.
I can relate, as I turn 30 in a few months. It seems difficult to find someone similar to me in age and life situation.

For me it's two fold. Lots of my friends are married now, are having kids, etc, and I'm the odd one out. Also, my mom just turned 60 and my dad 55. While they are still pretty active and young in my eyes, my mom just went through cancer and my dad has had a few surgeries due to sports injuries. I've spent a lot of time helping them over the past year, and it has made me think about how it would be if I had kids at an older age.

With all that said, I also know quite a few people who have been crippled financially and emotionally by divorce and that is not something that looks attractive to me. It's hard to trust anyone these days.
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I can relate, as I turn 30 in a few months. It seems difficult to find someone similar to me in age and life situation.

For me it's two fold. Lots of my friends are married now, are having kids, etc, and I'm the odd one out. Also, my mom just turned 60 and my dad 55. While they are still pretty active and young in my eyes, my mom just went through cancer and my dad has had a few surgeries due to sports injuries. I've spent a lot of time helping them over the past year, and it has made me think about how it would be if I had kids at an older age.

With all that said, I also know quite a few people who have been crippled financially and emotionally by divorce and that is not something that looks attractive to me. It's hard to trust anyone these days.
Don't rush it, guys. When it's right, it will happen. Besides, 30 is the new 20. I honestly don't think anyone should marry before 30.
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.

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You're not running out of time. If you are, then I am screwed since I'll be 39 in April
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turned 31 last month and feel like im kind of running out of time to meet my significant other.

ive started to branch out and meet some older women, but it turns out they are just as immature as the girls i meet that are in their mid 20s.
44, never been married. You're not ever 'out of time' to meet your significant other, that's a social construct. Keep being you, it'll happen when the time and person are right.
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Am I the only one that gets blocked in the middle of a normal conversation? WTF?
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Am I the only one that gets blocked in the middle of a normal conversation? WTF?
No but I've had instances of where the convo is going well and all off a sudden the person is unmatched. I'm like wtf we were just talking.... and yes before you ask, totally normal conversation.
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Onto the next one, boys

If she won't take the time to even reply to you why should you waste your time thinking about her?
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No but I've had instances of where the convo is going well and all off a sudden the person is unmatched. I'm like wtf we were just talking.... and yes before you ask, totally normal conversation.
SMH why do we bother then?
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