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      03-02-2016, 10:42 PM   #23761
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The reason why is below. Knowing when to pull out has many benefits.
What you don't want to be brah dogged
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The reason why is below. Knowing when to pull out has many benefits.
Or you've been tending to your broner...
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      03-02-2016, 10:46 PM   #23764
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What exactly are the bros and cons of being in this thread?
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I'm having a browout now before bropeller device takes me to visit a broum friend
Wait? Is my translator broken? You're getting a blowout (hairstyle, presumably) before you fly to meet your boyfriend? 1MOREMOD , congrats for having the courage to tell us all!
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Wait? Is my translator broken? You're getting a blowout (hairstyle, presumably) before you fly to meet your boyfriend? 1MOREMOD , congrats for having the courage to tell us all!
jtodd_fl It's a bro-out. Get it right I expect you to be more brofessional in your delivery.
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My fiance has her 13 year old, former neighbor girl over for 2 days. Pray for me
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Here you go...And hope this will help !
This is revenge porn from Belgie. This was his last lover during pre-coital foreplay. hot!
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Nobody cares about my Forza Porsche Expansion pack?
Real cars. Real. Cars.
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This is revenge porn from Belgie. This was his last lover during pre-coital foreplay. hot!
I really hate pedo priests .
Actually I was thinking more about a sexy nun ..the moment I saw the cross .
Dammit I need to post a sexy nun in the cool pic thread
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say... "No."
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I think I speak for everyone when I say... "No."
You dick! Go to work!
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You dick! Go to work!
I am sorry, I meant to say "Why yes, positively riveting. Do tell me more about you sitting on the couch with your stick in your hand watching pixels move on your tv."
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I am sorry, I meant to say "Why yes, positively riveting. Do tell me more about you sitting on the couch with your stick in your hand watching pixels move on your tv."
Well, allow me to elaborate, then!






















































......not.
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