[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I would disagree.....the Vag expand for that purpose, plus it's all slimy and stuff so they can 'slide' right out....

Ever see a kidney stone? It's like a shard of broken glass....coming out of the penis.....over a couple of weeks....

Slide right out?? The slimey stuff protects the baby's skin while cooking in the womb, does not aid in acting as a lubricant to come out lol

Pass a baseball through your penis and then let's talk

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Slide right out?? The slimey stuff protects the baby's skin while cooking in the womb, does not aid in acting as a lubricant to come out lol

Pass a baseball through your penis and then let's talk

You could pass a watermelon through the birth canal....the female body is made to do this!

And the baby isn't carrying a hand full of carving knives on the way out...

Stones are NOT meant to come out a mans Penis!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You could pass a watermelon through the birth canal....the female body is made to do this!

And the baby isn't carrying a hand full of carving knives on the way out...

Stones are NOT meant to come out a mans Penis!!!

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

One word - Epidural......no such thing for a 5 to 6 millimeter glass shard stone....

Ah....Boom you!!!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

One word - Epidural......no such thing for a 5 to 6 millimeter glass shard stone....

Ah....Boom you!!!

Two words "it shifted"


The exact words my anesthesiologist said to me when I was screaming in pain during full blown labor because my epidural failed and I was feeling every contraction! Ha!

[larryn]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah a BABY watermelon. Do you know my vagina had to be SLICED open to get my baby out.. Imagine having to pee afterwards with stitches down there. AWFULNESS. Had to take a squirt bottle to the bathroom and dilute my urine just to pee for 2 weeks straight without agonizing burning over the stitches. While having ZERO sleep while being a slave to a newborn being a single Mom


Boom!

Anyone got a fork because ASB is done baby!

As previously mentioned, of all of the injuries I've had, 3rd degree burns and the pain that lingers during treatment, is by far, the worst pain I have ever felt. Debridement is enough to make you want to pass out.

I will say that while I was watching my wif have our 2nd child, my wife had a "forced" episiotomy (tear) that connected "those two" orifices. I couldn't imagine that pain...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by larryn

As previously mentioned, of all of the injuries I've had, 3rd degree burns and the pain that lingers during treatment, is by far, the worst pain I have ever felt. Debridement is enough to make you want to pass out.

I will say that while I was watching my wif have our 2nd child, my wife had a "forced" episiotomy (tear) that connected "those two" orifices. I couldn't imagine that pain...

Yeah it doesn't tickle that's for sure lol

[Sara]

Unless you lose a limb, I think child birth wins here.





Especially since it's also deadly.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Yeah it doesn't tickle that's for sure lol

Didn't want to go here, but....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Didn't want to go here, but....

You saved them???

[larryn]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Didn't want to go here, but....

You passed a penny through your penis?! WTF!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

You saved them???

Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by larryn

You passed a penny through your penis?! WTF!

Nope - copper composition of the stone looked similar to a penny

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Didn't want to go here, but....

Didn't want to show this but, she's a little bigger than that penny.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.

Wait, so you've had this more than once?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Unless you lose a limb, I think child birth wins here.





Especially since it's also deadly.

Childbirth wins here. Game. Set. And Match.
I only have one child but her birth was the most amazing thing I have ever seen and game me a completely different perspective on life.

[Sara]

Drink Starbucks! Caffeinated coffee can reduce kidney stones by up to 26%

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Wait, so you've had this more than once?

About 5 times on my life....

[V1.47fan]

Looks like Sara is back in the lead but ASBECUE is in full Olympic competition mode. He's currently putting in a Bronze level effort.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Childbirth wins here. Game. Set. And Match.

Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Since I have never birthed children....I can only speak to the K Stone situation.....but from your comment, I would assume you've never pissed a rock out of your penis after it has cut your kidney like Freddy Kruger for about a month prior to squeezing out a hole half the size of the stone....again while cutting your penis from the inside out with razor blades as it exits....

But I can see how child birth could be worse....

How do you know it's passed? Do you just wait to hear it hit the toilet?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Quick pic before sending them to pathology - to see what type of stone it is, and what may be causing them.

I saved my baby's cord. Is that weird? Lol
Anyone else do this?