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      07-10-2015, 08:54 PM   #11243
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You and e92m's wife.
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      07-10-2015, 08:56 PM   #11244
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Math is awesome...and big girls....
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Please...no math.

Complex variables anyone? "Oiler?" (euler)
what??? too easy?
PDE?

I am kidding. I am starting to get a headache even from joking about math now.....




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Babs and I went to see the 570s...the one you bailed on. He's considering the GTS and I have until approx December to get in on the 2016 allocation. So tempting...
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Correction: the one I was out of town for work on, not bailed on.

Would you give up the corvette? Or the m6? If it is true that BMW is going away from all manuals- then when it's time to return the m6, I'm thinking of leasing a huracan.

That 570 is a bit out of my range.

BTW, I am starting to not like McLaren MP4/12c or 650s now.

Thanks to this village idiot Chairman of McLaren calling E.Jordan a village idiot.
http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1148613

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      07-10-2015, 09:00 PM   #11245
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@Sara504 and 92ms wife

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LOLOLOLOLILKKIOK

Ommmgggg I literally laughed.

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You and e92m's wife.

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      07-10-2015, 09:12 PM   #11246
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Totally different cars and it's difficult to rationalize why I would need the vette and another two seater.

We're taking the BMW to Laguna Seca in a few weeks and the trunk space and back seat will be much appreciated. The 570 has about as much trunk space up front as the rear seat footwells. It would have to be trailered for this event....
Stop making sense and just do it!
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I hate Ramadan.
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      07-10-2015, 09:23 PM   #11248
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I hate Ramadan.
Lent isn't all fun and games either.
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      07-10-2015, 09:23 PM   #11249
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I hate Ramadan.
I hate when people drive with one brake light out. For whatever reason it doesn't register to me that the car is breaking hard when I only see one side light up. Huge pet peeve
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Lent isn't all fun and games either.
For lent I gave up lifting any dumb bells under 100 lbs
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      07-10-2015, 09:27 PM   #11251
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For lent I gave up lifting any dumb bells under 100 lbs
I need to get back to LifeTime. I loved that gym.
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I need to get back to LifeTime. I loved that gym.
Lifetime...is that a gym? Don't have those out this way
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      07-10-2015, 09:31 PM   #11253
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Lifetime...is that a gym? Don't have those out this way
Yessir. Lifetime Fitness. It's expensive though. I was paying $85/month(No contract) when new members were paying $120/month.

I had to cancel because I hunkered down wanted to graduate.
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      07-10-2015, 09:31 PM   #11254
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I hate Ramadan.
Come to my house. We are atheists, but my sil's table manners are so bad I have not eaten in two days.
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      07-10-2015, 09:36 PM   #11255
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I used to play COD with live comm, i kind of miss it.
Skip to the :50 mark
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      07-10-2015, 09:45 PM   #11257
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Nevermind, she has tattoos. Complete turn off for me.
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I'll take her

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I am now eating a ChacoTaco.
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      07-10-2015, 10:10 PM   #11262
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DAMN - Baby girl is ALL GROWN UP!!!!
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DAMN - Baby girl is ALL GROWN UP!!!!
You can say that again!
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