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      10-10-2007, 11:59 PM   #155
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Is it wrong if i think dani is actually a guy who takes pictures of his wife and posts them on some board to figure her out or something stupid and creepy?
meh, i wouldnt argue with you, nor against you. lol
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meh, i wouldnt argue with you, nor against you. lol
or shes a butchy lesbo.
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or shes a butchy lesbo.
say huh?
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I know that as a hockey player, I've had a couple girls in figure skates hand me my ass on the ice! The grace of a female figure skater has always been impressive to me. I've attempted axels and toe loops on a few occasions, but it was usually a result of skating with my head down....

I don't know much about the levels, but I know as you get into juniors (?) and up, it becomes a pretty intense commitment.
I actually own a pair of hockey skates and have taught basic skating and power skills to hockey players. I've been meaning to learn how to play myself. Axels and toe loops won't work in hockey skates - you dont have a toe pick. I taught a minor league player a sit spin and some cool footwork skills though.
Skating took up most of my time growing up, especiallly when you get into the levels with triple jumps. And the competition can be brutal, at least hockey players have the sense to just hit each other.
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Is it wrong if i think dani is actually a guy who takes pictures of his wife and posts them on some board to figure her out or something stupid and creepy?
hey why am I being picked on?

I have attended enough meets for people on here to know who I really am.
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say huh?
shes probably not that, thats just a back up, shes most likely a married guy pretending to be his wife for some weird plessure.
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or shes a butchy lesbo.
lol thanks.

I'm not, although there is an interesting drunken night out pic I'm sure you would all love that will not be posted here.
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hey why am I being picked on?

I have attended enough meets for people on here to know who I really am.
im not picking on you, its a theory, i have a few buddies who are cons and can do shit like that (One managed to get $5mil through something in oklahoma, he had to leave the country but hes back now) and pull it off, its not hard.
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lol thanks.

although there is an interesting drunken night out pic I'm sure you would all love that will not be posted here.
no i wont love the picture any more then i love the masses of porn and hotter chicks on the internet.
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im not picking on you, its a theory, i have a few buddies who are cons and can do shit like that (One managed to get $5mil through something in oklahoma, he had to leave the country but hes back now) and pull it off, its not hard.
what?
what would I accomplish if I was someone else pretending to be me?
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...Axels and toe loops won't work in hockey skates - you dont have a toe pick....
No need for a toe pick, just me crossing the blue line with my head down, and a 250lb defenseman with a strong desire to take the puck from me!

Most of the power skating techniques I learned were from a figure skating coach. I dated a girl briefly in college, and while I could skate circles around her in hockey skates (she was so not accustomed to the rocker! ), when she put on her figure skates, all I could see was her ass...

...which wasn't all bad, as figure skaters have GREAT asses!

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...at least hockey players have the sense to just hit each other....
Never much saw the point of no-check hockey! As a defenseman, my background as a middle linebacker was a great asset!
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what?
what would I accomplish if I was someone else pretending to be me?
words discribing weird and twisted are all over my other posts. you could have some wierd as fantasy, things are more crazy
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words discribing weird and twisted are all over my other posts. you could have some wierd as fantasy, things are more crazy
well if you want to think I'm some old fat guy who wears womens underwear or something else twisted then be my guest. If you want to know who I actually am ask the DC Metro folks who regularly attend meets.


As far as that post about a pic I'm not posting - it was a joke, I never said I was hot, sarcasm sometimes doesn't come across online.
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well if you want to think I'm some old fat guy who wears womens underwear or something else twisted then be my guest. If you want to know who I actually am ask the DC Metro folks who regularly attend meets.


As far as that post about a pic I'm not posting - it was a joke, I never said I was hot, sarcasm sometimes doesn't come across online.
Im not accusing you of being old fat or wearing womens underwear. and no that wasnt sarcasm, yes the word love in there was, but we all know what it meant even you, dont be stupid. Terrible.
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Is it wrong if i think dani is actually a guy who takes pictures of his wife and posts them on some board to figure her out or something stupid and creepy?
Well, I don't think you're right...but hey, if that's what blows your skirt up!
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Well, I don't think you're right...but hey, if that's what blows your skirt up!
You wanna see up my skirt? You dont wanna become blind.
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You wanna see up my skirt? You dont wanna become blind.
uh...pass. Unless you're really a hot female figure skater with a wierd fetish of acting like a guy!
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uh...pass. Unless you're really a hot female figure skater with a wierd fetish of acting like a guy!
Nope youd just get a big fucking pair of fuzy tennis balls right in your face. Im not joking when I say tennis balls. I got monkey nuts. The get alot of momentum too. It would be like a pendulm of nuts.
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... Im not joking when I say tennis balls. I got monkey nuts.....
Where the f%*k is my smiley holding the "TMI" sign when I need it???
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what part of my post do you insist wasn't sarcasm? just curious. I can't figure out what I think of you yet, you are amusing and aggrivating all at the same time.
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TurboFan - you are F*#king hysterical. and I love your quote "if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"
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what part of my post do you insist wasn't sarcasm? just curious. I can't figure out what I think of you yet, you are amusing and aggrivating all at the same time.
the word love, and i dont give a fuck what you think i am, dont comment on me (this is about you) im not trying to amuse you, im not entertainment fred. Terrible.
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