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      01-30-2019, 09:15 AM   #1
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Smile Russian memes

As part of my traditional Russian propaganda on this forum (Putin’s secret mission) I’ll continue to acquaint you with the peculiarities of the Russian mentality.
This time - Russian memes. These are small pictures with inscriptions, sometimes idiotic, sometimes contradictory, sometimes simply incomprehensible.
I do not know how true this is, but they say that a number of them are very popular among western readers.
Please comment if it is not.
In a compact form, many of these memes are gathered here on this tweet (already with translations from Russian) - https://twitter.com/RussianMemesLtd





https://twitter.com/andromedamn/stat...576453/photo/1

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holy crap, the polar bear is seriously funny!
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As part of my traditional Russian propaganda on this forum (Putin’s secret mission) I’ll continue to acquaint you with the peculiarities of the Russian mentality.
This time - Russian memes. These are small pictures with inscriptions, sometimes idiotic, sometimes contradictory, sometimes simply incomprehensible.

Один Русский язык и Один английский язык.








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      01-30-2019, 09:55 AM   #6
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I would love to contribute!
I know this is your sore point, friend )) Then add:



approximate translation "Rare photo. The previous president shakes hands with a new" )
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Ivan, I can already see that this will be a Frequently Visited Thread, so much so that I think we should decorate for a change: carpet, velvet drapes, a few Icons, even some artwork for the walls. I think this portrait would be just perfect==>
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Can I tell them that it was my decision?
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Ivan, I can already see that this will be a Frequently Visited Thread, so much so that I think we should decorate for a change: carpet, velvet drapes, a few Icons, even some artwork for the walls. I think this portrait would be just perfect==>
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Dershinski? NKVD head? That face looks familiar
(Forgive my spelling)
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Ivan, I can already see that this will be a Frequently Visited Thread, so much so that I think we should decorate for a change: carpet, velvet drapes, a few Icons, even some artwork for the walls. I think this portrait would be just perfect==>
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Dershinski? NKVD head? That face looks familiar
(Forgive my spelling)
that's actually a pretty good guess RD.
I think we should make this a contest, see who knows who that guy is. Ivan, of course, is disqualified because he might be actually related to that guy.
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too late, of course Ivan would recognize that guy
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(Forgive my spelling)
Dzerzhinsky

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Ivan, I can already see that this will be a Frequently Visited Thread, so much so that I think we should decorate for a change: carpet, velvet drapes, a few Icons, even some artwork for the walls. I think this portrait would be just perfect==>
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I liked the “laughing sovietly” one with Putin.
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Ivan, I can already see that this will be a Frequently Visited Thread, so much so that I think we should decorate for a change: carpet, velvet drapes, a few Icons, even some artwork for the walls. I think this portrait would be just perfect==>
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ahhhh, sorry RD, but Ivan posted 'Beria' about 30 sec after the picture posted.......after all, Ivan has the same pic hanging over the mantle in his dacha.
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ahhhh, sorry RD, but Ivan posted 'Beria' about 30 sec after the picture posted.......after all, Ivan has the same pic hanging over the mantle in his dacha.
I thought he would be more of a fan of Yagoda or "The Dwarf" Yehzov
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ahhhh, sorry RD, but Ivan posted 'Beria' about 30 sec after the picture posted.......after all, Ivan has the same pic hanging over the mantle in his dacha.
I thought he would be more of a fan of Yagoda or "The Dwarf" Yehzov
I dunno RD, you think 'Barney Miller' made it onto Soviet TV?
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