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      06-09-2016, 08:16 AM   #30757
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But seriously... if you dont dump naked at home you should try it. It's liberating and primal at the same time.

I take my shirt off at work just in case a hefty log drops out and there is a potential chance for poo water to splash up. Cant have that happen. Or if there's a chance of a Chipotle blow out.
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      06-09-2016, 08:17 AM   #30758
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You should add me, myself and car buddies from MI send ridiculous shit snaps.

Last time I was wearing a turban holding an AR.


granted poop snaps have generously declined, when they pop up its funny.

I moved on past sending/posting snaps of actual poo. On occasion I'll send one to my cousins.

For the most part it's just pics of my dog, food and booze.
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      06-09-2016, 08:21 AM   #30759
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But seriously... if you dont dump naked at home you should try it. It's liberating and primal at the same time.

I take my shirt off at work just in case a hefty log drops out and there is a potential chance for poo water to splash up. Cant have that happen. Or if there's a chance of a Chipotle blow out.
I just pull the back of my shirt up over my head like a hat and yell obscenities at nobody.

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I moved on past sending/posting snaps of actual poo. On occasion I'll send one to my cousins.

For the most part it's just pics of my dog, food and booze.
No no, you misunderstand. We play dressup when we poo, not showing each other the Cosby kids in the pool.


Mine are a bunch of randoms, cars, cycles, trips, food, fun work stuff, etc.
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      06-09-2016, 08:26 AM   #30760
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It's going to be that kind of day.
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      06-09-2016, 08:29 AM   #30761
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Oh also today is me anniversary. Wife got me lapperts ice cream sent in from Hawaii!

I like to have fun!
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      06-09-2016, 09:00 AM   #30762
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I just pull the back of my shirt up over my head like a hat and yell obscenities at nobody.
Hehehheeehehheeehheehheheheeeehehe

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      06-09-2016, 09:00 AM   #30763
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So much to do today. Need to go pick up my new tool chest since it came in yesterday. After that, I need to get the car track ready and load it with everything for this weekend. Work always gets in the way.
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      06-09-2016, 09:13 AM   #30764
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Hehehheeehehheeehheehheheheeeehehe

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      06-09-2016, 09:38 AM   #30765
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Nooo he's mounting them for a terrible time.

Random thought: It's a pet peeve of mine when people describe themselves saying they like to have fun. Who doesn't? Who says, I like to have a terrible time!
ppl's who idea of 'fun' is work, except it doesn't feel like work, which to other people feels painful, but normal 'fun' feels pointless to these ppl.. of which I am also one
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ppl's who idea of 'fun' is work, except it doesn't feel like work, which to other people feels painful, but normal 'fun' feels pointless to these ppl.. of which I am also one
My idea of fun is trying to figure out wtf you are actually saying. It is like breaking the enigma machine.
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My idea of fun is trying to figure out wtf you are actually saying. It is like breaking the enigma machine.
that would be work to most ppl!

i feel the same way about Biorin
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ppl's who idea of 'fun' is work, except it doesn't feel like work, which to other people feels painful, but normal 'fun' feels pointless to these ppl.. of which I am also one
How are you Bruce ?
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How are you Bruce ?
alright.. u, Arnold?
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      06-09-2016, 10:02 AM   #30770
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I'm just sitting around talking to a supplier all day not doing shit.
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Grimmey my boy, do you remember the drawing I made awhile back and I included you in the depiction hiding behind a bush with binoculars, peering out into the "normal people land"?

This is why...
how's the view from Tora bora?
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      06-09-2016, 10:06 AM   #30772
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I'm just sitting around talking to a supplier all day not doing shit.
then u should taking a shit.. if u need to
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alright.. u, Arnold?
Thank you .
I'm exhausted , started today 4-AM in the madhouse .
Yesterday evening I was late on BP ,so I was only 3 hours in my bed and I look like a zombie ...

For tomorrow ...Same thing , but actually worse because after work I need to mow my lawn ...last chance to it tomorrow because the Belgian weather prediction for the weekend is rain....Again !
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Thank you .
I'm exhausted , started today 4-AM in the madhouse .
Yesterday evening I was late on BP ,so I was only 3 hours in my bed and I look like a zombie ...

For tomorrow ...Same thing , but actually worse because after work I need to mow my lawn ...last chance to it tomorrow because the Belgian weather prediction for the weekend is rain....Again !
wth, don't u guys have immigrants to do that for u?
i can't live without sleep either
ever tried mowing in the rain? does it work?
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How are you, Philiippe?
Is all well?
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Thank you .
I'm exhausted , started today 4-AM in the madhouse .
Yesterday evening I was late on BP ,so I was only 3 hours in my bed and I look like a zombie ...

For tomorrow ...Same thing , but actually worse because after work I need to mow my lawn ...last chance to it tomorrow because the Belgian weather prediction for the weekend is rain....Again !
Good evening my friend.
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And a good morning to you all.
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And a good morning to you all.
you missed the man with the hairy boobs! he came, really, but then a little girl with an "Uh, what" expression took his place
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