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      02-08-2016, 03:28 PM   #22551
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      02-08-2016, 03:35 PM   #22552
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      02-08-2016, 04:24 PM   #22553
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I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?
Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?
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      02-08-2016, 05:39 PM   #22554
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Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?
My baby came home from the hospital in a $175 infant Burberry dress. She wore for 1 hr! One fucking hour!!!! And she looked like an angel in it. Her Dads only good for his $$$ and magical sperm.


But back to the topic, my baby has more designer outfits than me!
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      02-08-2016, 06:29 PM   #22555
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
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      02-08-2016, 06:34 PM   #22556
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
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      02-08-2016, 07:12 PM   #22557
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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
I honestly, do not know how you do it. I would get to work in the morning and start ripping faces off and wear them as masks.
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      02-08-2016, 07:14 PM   #22558
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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
I honestly, do not know how you do it. I would get to work in the morning and start ripping faces off and wear them as masks.
I would like to clarify that that is technically 12:30 am Sunday. That may explain my strong serial killer fascination.
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      02-08-2016, 07:17 PM   #22559
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I would like to clarify that that is technically 12:30 am Sunday. That may explain my strong serial killer fascination.
It's all sinking in now. I thought the whole "mustache" thing was a disguise so you could commit murders in your off time.



Does this mean it's only meant for mustache rides?
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      02-08-2016, 07:23 PM   #22560
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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
....it has begun..?
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      02-08-2016, 07:31 PM   #22561
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.
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      02-08-2016, 07:38 PM   #22562
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It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.
I like how you repeated the topic of repeats
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      02-08-2016, 07:58 PM   #22563
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What on earth are you talking about
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      02-08-2016, 08:07 PM   #22564
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
It's a short month, plus you get to avoid all the repeats on BET.
My misery ends in May. I have BET streaming in the background 24/7.
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      02-08-2016, 08:09 PM   #22565
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What on earth are you talking about
haha - you had a double post somehow. It has since been deleted
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      02-08-2016, 08:24 PM   #22566
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I have a dream...that one day, you shall be free of tax prep.
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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.
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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.
Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5
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I deserve a fucking medal and an ingenuity certificate. 314 pounds 34.5" wide and my door frames are 35" wide...without the door attached.
Is there another pic? F5 F5 F5 F5
Lovely view when punishing yourself.
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Lovely view when punishing yourself.
My finger cramped
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My finger cramped
lol sorry. I'm hoping my legs won't cramp later this week.
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