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      06-02-2015, 06:14 PM   #8207
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..ever have one of those days at work where you simply want to choke the life out of someone? And I don't mean like a euphemism, I mean literally choke them until they turn blue and cease to exist? Simply to prevent them from populating the plant with any more of their kind..you know - stupid people?

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Can you translate that? Or do I need to gets Lups to do it?
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..ever have one of those days at work where you simply want to choke the life out of someone? And I don't mean like a euphemism, I mean literally choke them until they turn blue and cease to exist? Simply to prevent them from populating the plant with any more of their kind..you know - stupid people?

LLLOOOONNNNGGG day today...
I've spent my day planning a murder. I completely understand you.

My sister-in-law does not pause even for a second. She just talks. And there is no point, no beginning and nothing ties the sentences together. If I wasn't so damn tired I'd drive away again by the kids would kill me I i left them with her company so soon again.
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I'll just leave this here...

.....discuss.
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I fucking hate the nba.

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I fucking hate the nba.

Bring back my sonics

Your tears are DELICIOUS

I'd even take the pathetic Knicks at this point...
The Knicks will not win another championship in my lifetime

I am actually a RABID NCAA College BB fan - who is in withdrawals until October...

Thankfully - I live very close to Tobacco Road
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Hey - does anyone else here dry their car with a leaf blower after you wash her..? Or is that just me?
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Hey - does anyone else here dry their car with a leaf blower after you wash her..? Or is that just me?
Usually by the time I get home from the car wash it's already dry.
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Anddddd the mariners lose, again.


If it weren't for the Seahawks I swear, all sports teams would be moved out of Seattle by now.
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Hey - does anyone else here dry their car with a leaf blower after you wash her..? Or is that just me?
I have. A California blade works really well too.


My wisdom teeth are emerging, and the gum around my left tooth got inflamed and hurts like a bitch. Woke me up at 3am yesterday and 4am this morning. It's starting to subside, but damn is it annoying.
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I have. A California blade works really well too.


My wisdom teeth are emerging, and the gum around my left tooth got inflamed and hurts like a bitch. Woke me up at 3am yesterday and 4am this morning. It's starting to subside, but damn is it annoying.
Put salt in Warm water(microwave for 17 seconds), stir , gargle/rinse for a minute- spit out.

You'll feel way better in a few minutes and do it as often as you need
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It's been going on for about 4 days now, wish I would have known that sooner. It's finally starting to go away, so at this point I might as well just suck it up.


I will however store that in my memory bank, because this isn't the first time it's been inflamed.


Also decided I'm going to go back to school.
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I have. A California blade works really well too.


My wisdom teeth are emerging, and the gum around my left tooth got inflamed and hurts like a bitch. Woke me up at 3am yesterday and 4am this morning. It's starting to subside, but damn is it annoying.
Ah to be 25 again..
I was a bitch so I found some guy that would put me under general anesthetic to get them all out at once (my lower jaw was already too crowded) - best 1.3k spent. just don't drive immediately afterwards
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It's been going on for about 4 days now, wish I would have known that sooner. It's finally starting to go away, so at this point I might as well just suck it up.


I will however store that in my memory bank, because this isn't the first time it's been inflamed.


Also decided I'm going to go back to school.
That's great man.. better now than anytime later.. time does not go backward.
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So I've been talking to this 19yr old chick from tinder.. she seems to be ok with older guys (her little brother is like a few yrs older than my niece )
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I was a bitch so I found some guy that would put me under general anesthetic to get them all out at once (my lower jaw was already too crowded) - best 1.3k spent. just don't drive immediately afterwards
LOL, yeah tell me about it dude. Mine have actually straightened my teeth out a lot, so they left them in. This isn't the first time it's happened. I usually just push through it, and complain a little so I can get some sympathy in my life.

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That's great man.. better now than anytime later.. time does not go backward.
I've been putting it off for a while now, been three years since I've last attended, but now that I'm finally settled here I really want to finish what I started.
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LOL, yeah tell me about it dude. Mine have actually straightened my teeth out a lot, so they left them in. This isn't the first time it's happened. I usually just push through it, and complain a little so I can get some sympathy in my life.
I wouldn't mind it replacing some of my other worn teeth.
I need to see the dentist soon I haven't been in too long

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I've been putting it off for a while now, been three years since I've last attended, but now that I'm finally settled here I really want to finish what I started.
Cool and you can meet more chicks
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I wouldn't mind it replacing some of my other worn teeth.
I need to see the dentist soon I haven't been in too long
I hate going to the dentist. Need to stay beautiful, though.

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That was actually one of the other main reasons I wanted to go back to school.
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I hate going to the dentist. Need to stay beautiful, though.



That was actually one of the other main reasons I wanted to go back to school.
Asked to be knocked out if you can trust them.

Damn, it's summer soon too..!
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Nah, fuck that. Small price to pay for a healthy smile, IMO.


Basically already is summer in my eyes. That means going to the beach to show off my bod and mack on old ladies.
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