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      07-26-2016, 01:25 PM   #35773
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Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?
Shots fired!

Take cover!
(Whispers - They both have M2's)
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      07-26-2016, 01:26 PM   #35774
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Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.
I would rock a bubble gum blue M car. But then again, I have no shame.
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(Whispers - They both have M2's)
I figure he was shielding himself with the M4.
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      07-26-2016, 01:27 PM   #35775
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I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.
This is my parents rental, I have my car down here, just doing grocery shopping and booze shopping with sister and bro in law. Climbed a few curbs pretty well at least
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      07-26-2016, 01:27 PM   #35776
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I had a Jetta over the weekend. My car felt so amazing when I got into it on Monday.
Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?
Or imagine if she had a real transmission... Wait... Wut??
And I'd still be waiting for a car if I wanted manual.
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      07-26-2016, 01:28 PM   #35777
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Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.
I would rock a bubble gum blue M car. But then again, I have no shame.
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(Whispers - They both have M2's)
I figure he was shielding himself with the M4.
Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

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      07-26-2016, 01:28 PM   #35778
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Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

So she's the man of the house, huh?
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      07-26-2016, 01:29 PM   #35779
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The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."
Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning. "OMG I'm so sorry. I didn't see this until right now."
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Jokes on you, I never leave the house without a fifth of whiskey!
Damn alchy.
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Damn, he could've said no in lowercase but he went and did it in all uppercase?

Rude...
Don't believe the lies.
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Do you want a stalker? Cuz this is how you get a stalker...

It's like, when a girl approaches a dude in 2016 and asks him if he has the time kind of thing, you know what I mean?
I died!!
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      07-26-2016, 01:29 PM   #35780
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Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Aren't you in that position also?
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      07-26-2016, 01:33 PM   #35781
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Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Aren't you in that position also?
Don't you have a baby to make?



I'm not married and my car is manual and it's not a M2... I'm in the clear here...
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      07-26-2016, 01:34 PM   #35782
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Okay just checking, no I can't make babies I was sterilized by the govt
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      07-26-2016, 01:35 PM   #35783
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Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?
Real ///M...someone rang?
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The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."
Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning.
You left out the last text which was "oh sorry, I texted the wrong person" and you wonder why I didn't respond right away?
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      07-26-2016, 01:36 PM   #35785
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This Kia minivan rental is so basic. Can't even do a front wheelie peelie.
I hope that you got the insurance so you can set it on fire and do the automotive world a favor. This is NOT our Stuff.
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Just imagine if you had a REAL M... wait wut?
Real ///M...someone rang?
You don't qualify either... You've got a bumper to fix... I'm still mad at you for depreciating the item you were going to will to me in your timely demise...
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      07-26-2016, 01:37 PM   #35787
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Tub of lard with an engine...someone rang?
FTFY
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Okay just checking, no I can't make babies I was sterilized by the govt
It's part of the intergalactic alien relocation program.
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FTFY
I'm sorry, you're being drowned out by my Tubi exhaust. Speak up
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The other night when I texted you to come to NY and I'd make you dinner but you responded with "umm NO thanks."
Oh you DID NOT just go there. Such a liar!!!

Here's how it actually went down: I texted you to see if you were free over the weekend because I was thinking about taking a trip up to NY and I never even got a response until Monday morning. "OMG I'm so sorry. I didn't see this until right
You left out the last text which was "oh sorry, I texted the wrong person" and you wonder why I didn't respond?
You know... They have counseling for this type of stuff...
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You don't qualify either... You've got a bumper to fix... I'm still mad at you for depreciating the item you were going to will to me in your timely demise...
It's not my fault you didn't suggest flushing the meds sooner. You snooze, you lose.
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Tub of lard with an engine...someone rang?
FTFY
Damn... Now THAT'S shots fired...

MK and Asb can take both their cars to Jenny Craig's and get a groupon deal possibly though...
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Damn... Now THAT'S shots fired...

MK and Asb can take both their cars to Jenny Craig's and get a groupon deal possibly though...
I can't hear or see you. I'm so far ahead that I can get out of the car and push it around the corners. ///M V-10 Bitches!!
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Nah... His wife drives the real M car...

Truth.

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So she's the man of the house, huh?
No, I try to salvage my masculinity with the E92. Naturally aspirated bruh.... but still DCT. heh.


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Imagine if mine was some kind of bubble gum blue? I would look totally gay driving around town in that.
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