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      01-27-2016, 08:17 AM   #22023
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Thanks man. It was not good weather to be going for a swim.

Good work not crushing Bambi. Especially with the redone front end. Deer are so dumb around cars.
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      01-27-2016, 09:03 AM   #22024
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I was more worried about the front end of the car at the time then the deer.


Then felt bad because I didn't care about the deer and cried the rest of the way into work.
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      01-27-2016, 09:14 AM   #22025
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      01-27-2016, 09:16 AM   #22026
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On the plus side, if it did happen, we could have had a Bambi BBQ Bake this weekend.
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      01-27-2016, 09:21 AM   #22027
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True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...
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      01-27-2016, 09:35 AM   #22028
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True story - On the road to work, a deer had been hit and killed. The carcass is in the ditch, just off the side of the road but in full view as you drive by.

Since Monday - a group of Buzzards have been working the deer...it is amazing how efficient and quick they have eaten a full size deer...
Dude, those things are fucking relentless once they find a carcass. Half the time they won't even get out of the street and you just have to drive around them.
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      01-27-2016, 10:00 AM   #22029
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On the plus side, if it did happen, we could have had a Bambi BBQ Bake this weekend.
Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????
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      01-27-2016, 10:01 AM   #22030
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Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????
Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?
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      01-27-2016, 10:10 AM   #22031
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Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?
zeroed in at 50 yards, rapid repeat since they are probably moving.

To protect his front end, he's only using it for self-defense, as it's intended
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      01-27-2016, 10:12 AM   #22032
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zeroed in at 50 yards, rapid repeat since they are probably moving.

To protect his front end, he's only using it for self-defense, as it's intended
Self-defense, i like it.
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      01-27-2016, 10:13 AM   #22033
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Don't you have a new pewpew for just this reason??????
I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.

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Now he's shooting deer from his 128 with an ar?
You really think I'm that stupid?


I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.
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      01-27-2016, 10:14 AM   #22034
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I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.



You really think I'm that stupid?


I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.
What about the bitches here? I wanna melt too!
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      01-27-2016, 10:15 AM   #22035
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I actually got it so I can take sweet t-shirtless pictures firing it with my new tattoo exposed so all the bitches melt on Tinder.
Billup might have used this as inspiration for artwork, at one time, if he were still around
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      01-27-2016, 10:18 AM   #22036
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What about the bitches here? I wanna melt too!
Gotta wait until the tattoo is finished (Went yesterday but damn guy only left an hour of ink time, so I have to go back, yet again, to have the lower half finished). He's doing quality work, and it's 5 mins from the house, so whatever.

Plus, I have a surplus of goodies coming from a very particular friend, along with about 5 online orders that should be showing up at the front door.

Once fully geared, I'm going to swoon all of you so hard.

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Billup might have used this as inspiration for artwork, at one time, if he were still around
I'm so fucking sick of hearing about this guy, can you guys just drop him already?
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      01-27-2016, 10:37 AM   #22037
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Life should be lived at 8000+ revs...S85!

I love the i8 but each time I get into the M6 I feel like a hooligan. The sound makes me slightly antisocial.

Well...slightly MORE antisocial!!
How about both?

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/ex...016-79330.html

Not sure how legit this is, but there was an i8 that had another dino motor (S63?) retrofit. May have seen that on BP.

As for the F13...the power delivery at 4000+ is stunning.
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      01-27-2016, 10:39 AM   #22038
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Mr Tonka our rep walked past my desk, said he loved your picture. Where was it taken he wants to know. Beautiful, he says.
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Once fully geared, I'm going to swoon all of you so hard.
You're going to post unmentionable pics and get your stupidass banned. Again
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      01-27-2016, 10:58 AM   #22040
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I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.
Don't forget the blood soaked rag, ski mask, and crow bar in the back seat
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      01-27-2016, 11:01 AM   #22041
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Which one?
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      01-27-2016, 11:01 AM   #22042
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      01-27-2016, 11:03 AM   #22043
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You really think I'm that stupid?

Should I answer?

I get out of the car so the cases don't get stuck in that shitty spot between the seat and the center console.
Meh do it one handed while passing.
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Today is hump day. Who will you be humping today?
Maybe left hand for a switch?
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