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      11-20-2016, 01:28 PM   #43319
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      11-20-2016, 01:40 PM   #43320
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      11-20-2016, 01:41 PM   #43321
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      11-20-2016, 02:01 PM   #43322
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Just finished processing on Friday, gotta pick it up after work tomorrow, Got cube steak and venison burgers made, will report back tomorrow.
Yeah...I see , and your story makes me think back on August..
Drove in August through the Belgian Ardennes and pulled over on a fancy restaurant in the evening..
The cook said that he shot a deer in the forest and it was the menu of the day, so I said ok chef..
Need to say , it was not cheap but..Next year I'll return to that restaurant !
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      11-20-2016, 02:35 PM   #43323
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      11-21-2016, 04:26 AM   #43324
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Thats a nice place to be.
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      11-21-2016, 05:13 AM   #43325
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Thats a nice place to be.
Yes, so far it is. I'm quite sure I'll have my yearly intake of rum cake while here.
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Yeah...I see , and your story makes me think back on August..
Drove in August through the Belgian Ardennes and pulled over on a fancy restaurant in the evening..
The cook said that he shot a deer in the forest and it was the menu of the day, so I said ok chef..
Need to say , it was not cheap but..Next year I'll return to that restaurant !
Venison is very unique, ive noticed the meat tastes different depending where you are and its diet. Also it takes a good diligence to cook it just rught imo, its a science.
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      11-21-2016, 06:52 AM   #43327
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Flight in, View of rain from dinner, morning surf report and first monkey sighting!
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      11-21-2016, 07:14 AM   #43328
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Flight in, View of rain from dinner, morning surf report and first monkey sighting!
Enjoy! No wonder you haven't been logging into MFP. Lol.
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      11-21-2016, 07:37 AM   #43329
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Dang that's beautiful!!
On a side note, this is what a day trip in the state of Texas looks like. 700 mile round trip just go brunch with a friend. Some lady decided to ram into my car as I was parked waiting for my friend to get there. Luckily, the way I was parked, my front tire was turned a bit and she hit all rubber.
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      11-21-2016, 07:43 AM   #43330
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Someone take me on a vacation, I'll give out handjobs in return.
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      11-21-2016, 07:49 AM   #43331
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      11-21-2016, 08:52 AM   #43332
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Speaking of vacations, I've got 7 vacation days to use before the end of the year. Shit.
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      11-21-2016, 09:00 AM   #43333
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Lucky ass, I think I'm in the negatives for vacation and gotta take a week of vacation for Xmas to go to Detroit again.
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Speaking of vacations, I've got 7 vacation days to use before the end of the year. Shit.
What are these vacation days you speak of?
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      11-21-2016, 10:52 AM   #43335
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Flight in, View of rain from dinner, morning surf report and first monkey sighting!
Well....dang.

I'm in FL this week...
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      11-21-2016, 11:10 AM   #43336
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I got also 14 days of anual holiday left and no idea where to spend...and also too less time to take them.
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      11-21-2016, 11:15 AM   #43337
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Well....dang.

I'm in FL this week...
Bummer, was gonna see if you'd want to come over for a venison burger on the grill.
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      11-21-2016, 11:34 AM   #43338
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I got also 14 days of anual holiday left and no idea where to spend...and also too less time to take them.
Staycation.
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      11-21-2016, 11:48 AM   #43340
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Here is a pic of a beautiful cock with a nice little pussy in the back ground. Came across them during breakfast.
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