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      08-28-2015, 11:30 AM   #13795
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OMG I can'ttttt watch this right now. I am literally cracking up in my office right now, and everybody is staring at me though my window!
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      08-28-2015, 11:39 AM   #13796
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You cannot ungirlfriend me unless I say so!
Sara is just whipping through the 5 stages of Divorce.

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

You should be at acceptance by the end of lunch.
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      08-28-2015, 11:42 AM   #13797
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You cannot ungirlfriend me unless I say so!
Sara is just whipping through the 5 stages of Divorce.

denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance

You should be at acceptance by the end of lunch.
She just needs to let me go, and accept she's never getting to ride my Yaris.

Anddddd everyone here saw it. I broke up with HER
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      08-28-2015, 11:44 AM   #13798
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Bunch of losers.
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      08-28-2015, 11:46 AM   #13799
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Anddddd everyone here saw it. I broke up with HER
Hahahaha. I see anger stage coming up shortly.
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      08-28-2015, 11:49 AM   #13800
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Hahahaha. I see anger stage coming up shortly.
Sugar is a little too young to remember Fatal Attraction....I hope he doesn't own a fluffy bunny
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      08-28-2015, 11:56 AM   #13801
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Sugar is a little too young to remember Fatal Attraction....I hope he doesn't own a fluffy bunny
older versions of Sara504 and Mr.SugarSkulls

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      08-28-2015, 12:03 PM   #13802
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Is that her nipple
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      08-28-2015, 12:05 PM   #13803
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Is that her nipple
I'll go ask my wife if that's where nipples are found on females, but from my experience I'm going to go with Yes...

It was probably cold in the kitchen.
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      08-28-2015, 12:05 PM   #13804
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Is that her nipple
Why yes....YES it is
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Hahahaha. I see anger stage coming up shortly.
Im angry now!!!!!!! There is someone sitting next to me Now I really have to be on my best behavior.

WHY?! Ugh, there was clearly one open seat in the row infront.


I hope he's hotter than SugarSkulls. Mile High Club?
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Im angry now!!!!!!! There is someone sitting next to me Now I really have to be on my best behavior.

WHY?! Ugh, there was clearly one open seat in the row infront.


I hope he's hotter than SugarSkulls. Mile High Club?
I like where your heads at!!
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      08-28-2015, 12:11 PM   #13807
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Im angry now!!!!!!! There is someone sitting next to me Now I really have to be on my best behavior.

WHY?! Ugh, there was clearly one open seat in the row infront.


I hope he's hotter than SugarSkulls. Mile High Club?
I thought you were getting married with Prince Ali.
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      08-28-2015, 12:12 PM   #13808
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I thought you were getting married with Prince Ali.
Thats tomorrow! I'm living in the moment.
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      08-28-2015, 12:23 PM   #13809
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I thought you were getting married with Prince Ali.
Looks like you're getting sloppy seconds from Sugar....
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      08-28-2015, 12:50 PM   #13810
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Looks like you're getting sloppy seconds from Sugar....
There's nothing sloppy about Sug.
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      08-28-2015, 12:50 PM   #13811
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I thought you were getting married with Prince Ali.
Looks like you're getting sloppy seconds from Sugar....
Seems like sloppy seconds is the general theme all around.
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      08-28-2015, 02:41 PM   #13812
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[Rant] The b1tch wanted to kill herself yesterday, because she lost a lot of money. I gave her a taste of fucking money today, and she made ~$12,000
today. Instead of gift or a thanks, I see this manic-depressant Piero-@ss-Clown-B1tch is all hyper that she is smartest idiot in the G-damn world. [/Rant]

I am glad that I gave her taste of money to prevent a stupid suicide, but this is only FREEBEE advice/stocktip she will be getting from me.




ETA: [Rant2] Stanford GSB ain't free homie! [/Rant]
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      08-28-2015, 02:49 PM   #13813
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[Rant] The b1tch wanted to kill herself yesterday, because she lost a lot of money. I gave her a taste of fucking money today, and she made ~$12,000
today. Instead of gift or a thanks, I see this manic-depressant Piero-@ss-Clown-B1tch is all hyper that she is smartest idiot in the G-damn world. [/Rant]

I am glad that I gave her taste of money to prevent a stupid suicide, but this is only FREEBEE advice/stocktip she will be getting from me.




ETA: [Rant2] Stanford GSB ain't free homie! [/Rant]
Wtf?
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[Rant] The b1tch wanted to kill herself yesterday, because she lost a lot of money. I gave her a taste of fucking money today, and she made ~$12,000
today. Instead of gift or a thanks, I see this manic-depressant Piero-@ss-Clown-B1tch is all hyper that she is smartest idiot in the G-damn world. [/Rant]

I am glad that I gave her taste of money to prevent a stupid suicide, but this is only FREEBEE advice/stocktip she will be getting from me.




ETA: [Rant2] Stanford GSB ain't free homie! [/Rant]
Wtf?
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[Rant] The b1tch wanted to kill herself yesterday, because she lost a lot of money. I gave her a taste of fucking money today, and she made ~$12,000
today. Instead of gift or a thanks, I see this manic-depressant Piero-@ss-Clown-B1tch is all hyper that she is smartest idiot in the G-damn world. [/Rant]

I am glad that I gave her taste of money to prevent a stupid suicide, but this is only FREEBEE advice/stocktip she will be getting from me.




ETA: [Rant2] Stanford GSB ain't free homie! [/Rant]
Wtf?
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      08-28-2015, 03:24 PM   #13816
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[Rant] The b1tch wanted to kill herself yesterday, because she lost a lot of money. I gave her a taste of fucking money today, and she made ~$12,000
today. Instead of gift or a thanks, I see this manic-depressant Piero-@ss-Clown-B1tch is all hyper that she is smartest idiot in the G-damn world. [/Rant]

I am glad that I gave her taste of money to prevent a stupid suicide, but this is only FREEBEE advice/stocktip she will be getting from me.




ETA: [Rant2] Stanford GSB ain't free homie! [/Rant]
Are you still medicated?

If so- please wire 30K to my account. Thanks!
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