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      10-26-2018, 06:15 PM   #1343
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also, i wish i never saw that pic of Megan Fox's thumb. what in the actual fuck?!
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also, i wish i never saw that pic of Megan Fox's thumb. what in the actual fuck?!
Yeah it’s not good, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for it.
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also, i wish i never saw that pic of Megan Fox's thumb. what in the actual fuck?!
Yeah it’s not good, but I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for it.
Me either. I might make her wear mittens though.
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also, i wish i never saw that pic of Megan Fox's thumb. what in the actual fuck?!
Yeah it's not good, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for it.
Me either. I might make her wear mittens though.
Have her stick her thumb in your ass, two birds one stone
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I confess I may cut someone that stole my coat at work today.
youre doing it rong...cut them first, then confess here
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I may have to cut a lot of people to find out who done it
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so....why we still here jawing about it?
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i told everyone i was going to be in the city for an interview over the weekend
i came back to town and im living the reclusive life my deep inner introvert has been lusting over the last ~2 months because everyone thinks im still in chicago
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Confession: When I greet or meet people that I don't know I usually start with an interpersonal open ended question that breaks down the initial barrier of us not knowing each other and kinda forces them to talk to me. It makes them feel comfortable even if I'm uncomfortable in that moment of time. The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...
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i told everyone i was going to be in the city for an interview over the weekend
i came back to town and im living the reclusive life my deep inner introvert has been lusting over the last ~2 months because everyone thinks im still in chicago
did you really, really enjoy it? because if you did, the only logical next move is to fake your own death
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The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...
Aha...so you bi?
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The sad part is that I'm a hornDog and I'm usually sizing them up to see if they're suitable or hot enough to fuck and whether they're worthy of continuing the conversation any further to see if I can get the D...or P. Oy...
Aha...so you bi?
I'm whatever feels good at the moment. If it feels good do it.
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did you really, really enjoy it? because if you did, the only logical next move is to fake your own death
i mean yeah but im not down to do that...
i like socializing but sometimes i just need me time where i can sit in my boxers, play games and drink beer on my own
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I confess I can't dance for shit...

Definitely teach us Kyng... maybe create a channel
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When I dance people think I’m having a seizure.
Funny, when I dance its like a blender. Arms spinning and what not, but my body remains perfectly still, particularly my head. And I'm not smiling.

I hate dancing. I have no rhythm regardless of what Kyng thinks, I assure you I have no ability to dance. This does not stop me from at times dragging the wife onto the floor at a wedding, simply because I feel bad that there is only one or two couples there and I want to encourage others to get out there for the sake of the bride / groom. But usually I wait till there is a slower song, because that I can "dance" to...or really just slowly shuffle about.
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Whoever took my coat at work brought it back but did successfully cut someone this weekend, me.
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