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Well, that's because all the other pussy attorneys aren't educated enough to take on a lot of our cases.
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03-08-2016, 09:51 AM | #23986 | |
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MK & AX Law and Stuff. For when it oughta be legal, but it ain't.
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We want EVERYONE to have access to good legal representation and especially good stuff. Everyone needs good stuff. Everyone!! If you think that it's too, 'In Your Face', we can put it in invisible ink on the back and only give the special secret formulation to read it to our most special customers. |
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I prefer the hidden ink part. Because that way it's technically a written document, verifying it's legality. When do I get to hire a hot blonde assistant for...., the not law things? |
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03-08-2016, 10:20 AM | #23992 | |
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A implies only one. I have taught you better than this, grasshopper. |
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Whoa... there was like a space/time wrinkle. Axius was just referred to as "grasshopper" in two different threads by two different members... at virtually the exact same time. That is some quantum-level freaky shit.
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Shhhhhhh. You are NOT supposed to let the GP know about our ability to manipulate the multiverse and the time-space continuum.
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I guess since there are two of us, then I shouldn't be weirded our too badly. I am just used to doing all your parallel dimension work.
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And might I add a special thanks for your exceptional parallel and cross-dimensional work. Most people can't possibly understand how difficult this can be.
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It's all about the details. I've thought this through, I promise! I almost graduated college for shits sake, give me some credit. Apparently everyone thinks they're training me now or something. |
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