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      01-04-2016, 04:11 PM   #19559
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Telling me I shouldn't take the deal? I don't get it.
Go for it Joe dirt.
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Telling me I shouldn't take the deal? I don't get it.
Your ugly and have no mussels, so take the deal while its' on the tabel

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Your mistake was engaging me in discussion for the last week, so I now know you have standards. Sucker
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      01-04-2016, 04:22 PM   #19562
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Your mistake was engaging me in discussion for the last week, so I now know you have standards. Sucker
Shhhhh, don't expose me! I don't have standards! I'm ugly and fat so I'll hit anything.
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      01-04-2016, 04:25 PM   #19563
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
How rural are we talking?? The parts that have the banjos still??

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Shhhhh, don't expose me! I don't have standards! I'm ugly and fat so I'll hit anything.
You're not ugly or fat, maybe you're trying too hard and end up coming across as desperate.
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      01-04-2016, 04:35 PM   #19565
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You're not ugly or fat, maybe you're trying too hard and end up coming across as desperate.
So naked man on the first date is a no?
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      01-04-2016, 04:37 PM   #19566
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Don't ruin the sexy stereotype (In my mind) Biorin - DAMN YOU!!!!
It's sexy when people can't drive?
Wait...What??

We're talking about sexy Asian women in skimpy outfits at Ricer car meets...right?!?!

Well, that's the conversation in my mind anyway
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      01-04-2016, 04:39 PM   #19567
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You're not ugly or fat, maybe you're trying too hard and end up coming across as desperate.
I was being sarcastic.
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I just spit out my water...10 in rural Georgia......MAYBE

and V1.47fan - I doubt Mod would drive 2 hours for anything less than a 9...IMHO.
Don't insult rural Georgia, not joking i've seen some drop dead gorgeous girls in rural Georgia.
Oh - I'm not dissing a small towns or a good country girl at all.

I married one

Law of averages work in her favor in small town USA though....
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So naked man on the first date is a no?
I dont give a shit, women on the other hand can sense the desperation in a guy and it's usually a turn-off.
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      01-04-2016, 04:43 PM   #19570
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I dont give a shit, women on the other hand can sense the desperation in a guy and it's usually a turn-off.
That's when trunk apace comes in handy
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      01-04-2016, 05:12 PM   #19571
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Wait...What??

We're talking about sexy Asian women in skimpy outfits at Ricer car meets...right?!?!

Well, that's the conversation in my mind anyway
Judging by the one I went to, you can find Asian women in skimpy outfits at nearly any car meet. Two dudes brought their girlfriends and tits were all up in yo face. I missed this memo and wore a button down.
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      01-04-2016, 05:12 PM   #19572
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Judging by the one I went to, you can find Asian women in skimpy outfits at nearly any car meet. Two dudes brought their girlfriends and tits were all up in you face. I missed this memo and wore a button down.
What will you be wearing when I come over?
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      01-04-2016, 05:14 PM   #19573
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      01-04-2016, 05:14 PM   #19574
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What will you be wearing when I come over?
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      01-04-2016, 05:15 PM   #19575
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Wait...What??

We're talking about sexy Asian women in skimpy outfits at Ricer car meets...right?!?!

Well, that's the conversation in my mind anyway
This is what i think of when i see the screen name Biorin out of context. Sorry about the size, but it needs to be this big to drown out the sound of Biorin getting huge lady wood over red meat and eggs. Probably hard for her to pick a favorite between the two. I'll give the eggs a slight edge specifically because of the yolk.

But yeah, steak and eggs are the first thing that pops into my mind when i read Biorin.



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      01-04-2016, 05:25 PM   #19576
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How are we supposed to have sex in that thing?
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      01-04-2016, 05:27 PM   #19577
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How are we supposed to have sex in that thing?
Yours has a hole pre-cut in the ass. The strap-on fits over the outside of mine.
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      01-04-2016, 05:27 PM   #19578
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What will you be wearing when I come over?


But in size elf.
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      01-04-2016, 05:28 PM   #19579
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Yours has a hole pre-cut in the ass. The strap-on fits over the outside of mine.
Wait a second..., that wasn't the arrangement we agreed on before. Don't you try and pull a bait and switch on me, not for the third time from a third person this week damnit.
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