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      01-25-2016, 09:11 AM   #21935
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That's why I originally tried it, I didn't even look at what it's taste profile was.

9.something%...., yup sounds good.
I actually mentioned that some guy on the internet suggested it, so I thought I would give it a try. The response was, "I think he was trying to date rape you."
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I actually mentioned that some guy on the internet suggested it, so I thought I would give it a try. The response was, "I think he was trying to date rape you."
Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.
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Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.
good thinking, hang onto your daughters fellas.
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good thinking, hang onto your daughters fellas.
I'd have to leave the sanctity of my home. Daughters will be fine until spring time flourishes.
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      01-25-2016, 09:56 AM   #21939
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Seriously, perfect for getting a girl wasted fast without her even knowing.
Some girls like me are lightweights and don't have much of a tolerance.
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      01-25-2016, 10:12 AM   #21940
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      01-25-2016, 10:23 AM   #21942
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Ruh ro.
Time to sell it.
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In 3 years
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      01-25-2016, 11:28 AM   #21944
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Woke up this morning with a boner. High 40's and no heat
How are these statements at all related?
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      01-25-2016, 11:29 AM   #21945
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How are these statements at all related?
This is exactly is my point
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This is exactly is my point
I saw a cat today.
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      01-25-2016, 11:40 AM   #21947
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Pretty sure I hit a cat this morning.
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Pretty sure I hit a cat this morning.
You hit a pussy this morning?!?!
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Pretty sure I hit a cat this morning.
Namaste.
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You hit a pussy this morning?!?!
The kind of pussy I don't care to hit.

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Namaste.
...., tell that to the cat.
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...., tell that to the cat.
He's sleeping.
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He's sleeping.
Nobody was even kind enough to lay him in the soft grass? The road is a hard surface, I could never fall asleep in the road like that.
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Nobody was even kind enough to lay him in the soft grass? The road is a hard surface, I could never fall asleep in the road like that.
The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
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The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
Lines are a little crooked, I'd fire that lazy son of a bitch. Not hard to draw a straight line with a guided machine.
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The cat after a public works employee on a Monday...
Skin it and it'll be tender.
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