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      06-23-2016, 11:03 AM   #31747
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Interesting... I did not know that. I still hate you. Yet... strangely...


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HAHAHA I just lost it!

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WELL I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYWAY.
I'm kidding! I just can't be giving away all the Middle Eastern girls here. What if I said you could have the one I just texted you about?
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I'm kidding! I just can't be giving away all the Middle Eastern girls here. What if I said you could have the one I just texted you about?
Meh she probably likes white dudes. Just kidding.


Seriously though, try to take her out so you can affirm her thickness.
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      06-23-2016, 11:07 AM   #31749
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That looks perfect my friend and it looks like she had fresh detail work from you..
Of course black is always beautiful , but a real bitch as well to maintain !
Thanks! The new tint really makes it! Now, people won't know it's me driving
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Thanks! The new tint really makes it! Now, people won't know it's me driving
"Thar go anotha one ah dem dayum Puhtells in dem dag gone fanci car geen".
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Meh she probably likes white dudes. Just kidding.


Seriously though, try to take her out so you can affirm her thickness.
Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
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Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
Well share it dammit! For research purposes, of course.
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      06-23-2016, 11:13 AM   #31753
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Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
Dude Facebook nao.
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Meh she probably likes white dudes. Just kidding.


Seriously though, try to take her out so you can affirm her thickness.
Hate you.

I haven't responded yet. Make her ass wait for not being creative.

EDIT: Hoping for not thick. Her IG is in her bio.
PM me the IG!
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      06-23-2016, 11:14 AM   #31755
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After re-reading the last 2 pages in this thread I became really sad ...
I'm confused because "IDK WTF" is serious or not ?
Or are you guys "The perfect online virtual comedian actors" ?
Where am I ?
I don't know about the others, but as for me, I am perfect. Don't be sad.
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      06-23-2016, 11:18 AM   #31756
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Well share it dammit! For research purposes, of course.
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PM me the IG!
Her account is private. Damn it!
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Dude Facebook nao.
Dude, I watched that video like 4 times. Would wife.
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      06-23-2016, 11:19 AM   #31757
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"Thar go anotha one ah dem dayum Puhtells in dem dag gone fanci car geen".
I'm sorry brother but..I only could read the words "GO" "ONE" "IN" "CAR" ?
Probably I need to type in my Flemish as well ..
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Dude, I watched that video like 4 times. Would wife.
I love her face. Smh. And hair. And everything, actually.

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I'm sorry brother but..I only could read the words "GO" "ONE" "IN" "CAR" ?
Probably I need to type in my Flemish as well ..
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I don't know about the others, but as for me, I am perfect. Don't be sad.
You hit on Hollywood as well ?
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I love her face. Smh. And hair. And everything, actually.
Ok, I just watched it one more time. I'm going to be singing "One Dance" all day long now.

Seriously though, perfect definition of GF material.
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I love her face. Smh. And hair. And everything, actually.
Ok, I just watched it one more time. I'm going to be singing "One Dance" all day long now.

Seriously though, perfect definition of GF material.
That's such a good song!

Baaaaby I like your style
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ME!

(Is fake people...)



How do you do "Ladies and gentlemen" ?
My name is "Alfred-Hitchcock" and this is music to be murdered by !



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Morning. New video but the sound is echoey, ugh

Maybe this has been cleared up and i didn't see it, but is Steph male or female?

Nice shooting, tex.
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Morning. New video but the sound is echoey, ugh
Maybe this has been cleared up and i didn't see it, but is Steph male or female?

Nice shooting, tex.
Steph is female
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Steph is female
In her pants as well ?
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Steph is female
In her pants as well ?
Um I didn't look.


And don't be rude. She is a nice person.
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Steph is female
That place is much cleaner than the place i shoot my bow.
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Um I didn't look.


And don't be rude. She is a nice person.
Roger that , end good all good .

I'm sorry Tara , one of my ancestors was "Ambiorix"
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