BMW X5
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-03-2016, 11:30 AM   #19405
VB5ER
Second Lieutenant
VB5ER's Avatar
175
Rep
257
Posts

Drives: Space Grey 2011 535i
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: United States

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
So far I've taught the puppy to sit speak shake and play dead. How the heck do you get them to catch something? Seems to be a steep learning curve on that one.
What kind of dog, some are naturals. Breed plays a role. Have him sit and step back a couple feet and toss small treats where he can easily catch them. Had an Australian Shepherd who caught the first frisbees thrown, now have a J Russell who likes to play keep away. Started him with treats now we throw his toys up and he jumps to catch them. Frisbees next.
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 11:30 AM   #19406
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Maybe they're just not kissing and telling?? Makes sense, could've been an orgy with goats...
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 11:32 AM   #19407
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Maybe they're just not kissing and telling?? Makes sense, could've been an orgy with goats...
No. The only kiss I gave was to Brittany
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 11:32 AM   #19408
Dansc
Private
Germany
12
Rep
88
Posts

Drives: 991TT, AMG GTR Pro, M8, X4M, C
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Germany

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
13 hours there, 15 hours back.



No worries, I had my fun, I made a ton of new friends while they ghost hunted or whatever and were too busy to fill me in. I've learned this past week the only person I'll ever be able to truly rely on is myself.
Where did you drive from?
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 11:36 AM   #19409
ASBSECU E93
Know's a guy that know's a guy...
ASBSECU E93's Avatar
5637
Rep
1,905
Posts

Drives: 2010 335d; 2008 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sara504
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Not even a HJ!?!?

Much disappointment Sara.....
Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
She is dead to us!
Much to everyone's surprise, I'm not a whore. Sorry. I believe I gave him a hug though.
I'm not saying that you are; However you make many statements that being a single mom keeps you from having an active social life....

And I can say - Ax is a good looking SINGLE guy who drove 15 hours to meet up.....

Heck - even I got a peck on the cheek and he only drove an hour to meet me....just saying!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 11:49 AM   #19410
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
Maybe they're just not kissing and telling?? Makes sense, could've been an orgy with goats...
This seems to make most sense. Probably 3 way in the cemetery with goat.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 11:49 AM   #19411
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dansc View Post
Where did you drive from?
NC.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
Heck - even I got a peck on the cheek and he only drove an hour to meet me....just saying!
I told you not to tell. That was special.
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 11:58 AM   #19412
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1977
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
NC.



I told you not to tell. That was special.
So, was Sara as good looking in person as in her pics? You know some women know how take and post pics that tell a different story.
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 12:10 PM   #19413
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
NC.



I told you not to tell. That was special.
So, was Sara as good looking in person as in her pics? You know some women know how take and post pics that tell a different story.
...
Attached Images
  
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 12:20 PM   #19414
///M Power-Belgium
General
///M Power-Belgium's Avatar
Belgium
62737
Rep
24,509
Posts

Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: Belgium

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
So, was Sara as good looking in person as in her pics? You know some women know how take and post pics that tell a different story.
Kinda before an after ?
Attached Images
 
__________________
"MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion

BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 12:41 PM   #19415
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
So, was Sara as good looking in person as in her pics? You know some women know how take and post pics that tell a different story.
Better, if possible.
Appreciate 2
      01-03-2016, 12:43 PM   #19416
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1977
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei View Post
...
I met up with a chick like that, my dumbass thought i was going to meet Bar Rafaeli when i finally saw her in person at a caribou. I had the wrong reaction, i started spacing out, she kept asking me , what's wrong...
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 12:48 PM   #19417
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
I'm not saying that you are; However you make many statements that being a single mom keeps you from having an active social life....

And I can say - Ax is a good looking SINGLE guy who drove 15 hours to meet up.....

Heck - even I got a peck on the cheek and he only drove an hour to meet me....just saying!
I was very active NYE. We all went to bourbon and then to my Aunts French quarter apartment where she was having a party of her own. We had a front row seat to the fireworks display and we poured bottles of champagne over the crowd below. Brit and I walked over 4 miles in heels and never complained once. It was a lot of fun. Bourbon was a mad house! Doesn't get anymore social that this!
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 4
      01-03-2016, 12:50 PM   #19418
Sara
Lieutenant General
5776
Rep
17,879
Posts

Drives: A car
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Nola

iTrader: (6)

This is my first long weekend with out my child and my best friend I haven't seen in years is here. I've been with Brittany non stop just about. I'm exhausted but not complaining at all because I love this girl so much. She's my everything. Pretty social if you ask me.
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 01:36 PM   #19419
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1977
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
That's what I'm talking about!
When do you plan on going to see Biorin?
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 02:00 PM   #19420
shoei
Banned
7778
Rep
2,602
Posts

Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Peeing in your garden

iTrader: (3)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
That's what I'm talking about!
When do you plan on going to see Biorin?
bow chicka wow wow...

Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 02:27 PM   #19421
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
When do you plan on going to see Biorin?
After I test Tonka in FL. I'm going where it's warm first.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 03:33 PM   #19422
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11815
Rep
23,187
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Booked flight and rooms in belize. Staying in belize city first night, 3 nights in San pedro, 3 nights Placencia and 3 nights in San ignacuo.
Appreciate 4
      01-03-2016, 04:21 PM   #19423
Mr Tonka
is probably out riding.
Mr Tonka's Avatar
United_States
6058
Rep
2,294
Posts

Drives: Something Italian
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Sweatypeninsula

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius
Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan View Post
When do you plan on going to see Biorin?
After I test Tonka in FL. I'm going where it's warm first.
Plus, if you bring your mtn bike I can show you how hard and rough Biorin is used to being ridden.
__________________
"There is no greater tyranny than that which is perpetrated under the shield of the law and in the name of justice. -Charles de Secondat"
http://www.m3post.com/forums/signaturepics/sigpic59612_1.gif
Appreciate 1
      01-03-2016, 04:37 PM   #19424
Axius
Banned
Seychelles
4202
Rep
216
Posts

Drives: 612 Scaglietti
Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Watch Me NayNay

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr Tonka View Post
Plus, if you bring your mtn bike I can show you how hard and rough Biorin is used to being ridden.
It fits in the BMW, just gotta pop the front tire off. Should I bring my golf clubs as well?


Also, I can't afford to break limbs. You old guys are too skilled for me.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 05:50 PM   #19425
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by shoei
Quote:
Originally Posted by V1.47fan
Quote:
Originally Posted by Axius View Post
That's what I'm talking about!
When do you plan on going to see Biorin?
bow chicka wow wow...

Patiently waiting for Ax to arrive so I can bang him seven times in one day. Or eat bacon and watch Tarantino movies, same thing.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 0
      01-03-2016, 06:09 PM   #19426
V1.47fan
Banned
United_States
1977
Rep
1,847
Posts

Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: NATIONWIDE

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
Patiently waiting for Ax to arrive so I can bang him seven times in one day. Or eat bacon and watch Tarantino movies, same thing.
You're not going to play the biorin for Ax?

Appreciate 0
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
#tagsorass, .anglo is bi-polar, .asbsecu wears depends, .bimmette the ladyboy, .cunning lups, .leg humpers beware lol, allahu akbar to shoei, billups_boobie_fantasy_island, bmw;bmwm;bmwm2, if u dont chew big red then fuq you, ihaznotags, kid getting in way of biorin dates, kitty kat, meow, sara has a horse face, self made sugarskull, several bp members have, severe issues with women, showmeurboobs, skunkwerks rules all, smelly fishie, someone_took_a_shit_on_the_coats, tag less, taglesslikemichaeljordansunderwear, tags are ghey, too many old fucks here are, toting limp dicks, where did all the tags go, which is more than anglo has

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:39 AM.




xbimmers
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST