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      01-09-2016, 09:45 AM   #20505
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Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
Well that is basically the joke.
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      01-09-2016, 09:52 AM   #20506
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How's your eye Sara ?
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This.
Eye update!
Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
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      01-09-2016, 10:00 AM   #20507
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I think I passed out for a second after reading this...
Surprisingly it hardly hurts at all anymore. The past two days my eyelid was throbbing in pain. It's draining ever so slightly but that's not good enough for me. I want it all drained right now. Not later. Now.
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      01-09-2016, 10:00 AM   #20508
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Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
I think I passed out for a few seconds after reading this...
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      01-09-2016, 10:01 AM   #20509
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Would your sister cut it out for me? I'll pay her cash.
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      01-09-2016, 10:02 AM   #20510
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I think I passed out for a few seconds after reading this...
Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
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      01-09-2016, 10:21 AM   #20511
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Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
Advice : Don't do it Sara !
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      01-09-2016, 10:23 AM   #20512
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Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
This sounds insane !
Again...Sara "DON'T" do it !!!
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      01-09-2016, 10:28 AM   #20513
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Sara - DO IT... And have someone record the process please...

You don't want to wait two more sleeps... Such a long time...

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      01-09-2016, 10:31 AM   #20514
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Are you guys serious? Sara wouldn't do it in a million years, way too fragile.


You do remember who is talking right? She is going to let it sit there, be in pain, and gain all your sympathies! So textbook.
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      01-09-2016, 10:46 AM   #20515
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Seismologists have detected a large amplitude, 5 Hz vibration in western Europe. Ground sensors have triangulated its origin to eastern France, near the Belgian border.
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      01-09-2016, 02:09 PM   #20516
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First half of the tattoo is done. Need to go back to have it finish being shaded.
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      01-09-2016, 02:15 PM   #20517
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Would your sister cut it out for me? I'll pay her cash.
Be careful of what you ask for...she travels with a scalpel...
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      01-09-2016, 02:17 PM   #20518
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IMFAO !!!
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      01-09-2016, 02:18 PM   #20519
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First half of the tattoo is done. Need to go back to have it finish being shaded.
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      01-09-2016, 02:21 PM   #20520
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When it's done.
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      01-09-2016, 02:21 PM   #20521
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Any of the blokes here exfoliate their balls?

If so, what product do you use?

Cheers!
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      01-09-2016, 02:22 PM   #20522
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Blokes.... that's so Australia of you.


I'm sure a bunch of the cunts around here use Bengay.
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      01-09-2016, 02:27 PM   #20523
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Be careful of what you ask for...she travels with a scalpel...
True !
I saw her too ..
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      01-09-2016, 02:47 PM   #20524
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True !
I saw her too ..
Because, why wouldn't you?!!!
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      01-09-2016, 02:53 PM   #20525
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Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
And you should have known...a fillet knife would have been the proper choice!
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Blokes.... that's so Australia of you.


I'm sure a bunch of the cunts around here use Bengay.
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