[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yup. Especially if the woman exists only via Oculus Rift.

I have an Oculus and once got a POV blowjob on it. Very strange.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Haney, you do da neo, you get boyfran... why you no have boyfran?

Uhhhh yu say yu wan chickeh fry ry wriff side egg wooe?

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Biorin

"Honey" in an Asian accent.

did this conversation take place at a nayo shop?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I have an Oculus and once got a POV blowjob on it. Very strange.

You just ruined my day. I only wanted to believe you were a mustachioed woman. Now you're a mustachioed woman...with a penis.

I'm going home.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You just ruined my day. I only wanted to believe you were a mustachioed woman. Now you're a mustachioed woman...with a penis.

I'm going home.

To be fair, I had a pretty big penis. Some not so tasteful tattoos, though.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Axius

Every time I overly hit the shift key because I don't know what I want to type but get excited about pushing a key, it asks me if I want to assign a hotkey. Then I call the computer a dumb fucking whore and that I'm just too mentally slow to type words.



What about in the Matrix?



Aka the "belly button key"

I do that with the up down left right arrows lol

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

The QA process (or lack thereof) employed by these budget analysts is baffling. Dude just look over the fucking sheet. Your formulas are wack. #REF!

you know what's worse than #Ref?

'c:/user/desktop' links

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you know what's worse than #Ref?

'c:/user/desktop' links

Lol I'm done talking about work while I'm at work.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

To be fair, I had a pretty big penis.

Dibs.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

you know what's worse than #Ref?

'c:/user/desktop' links

Oh god. I'm a web developer and a couple years ago I had to help a new guy get caught up to speed with the way we do things. I'm sitting next to him and his first task was to import a JavaScript library. I kid you not he starts off with C:\...

I'm sitting there thinking "homie, wtf are you even doing here?!"

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Dibs.

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Dibs.

She already fucked ya wit it, man.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

Oh, fully aware, but I'm trying to claim it for my signature.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by M3 Number 86

I do that with the up down left right arrows lol

Seriously, it annoys the shit out of me. Do it at least 5 times a day min.

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You just ruined my day. I only wanted to believe you were a mustachioed woman. Now you're a mustachioed woman...with a penis.

I'm going home.

How do you feel about goatee'd trannies with vaginas? My hormones haven't gone into full effect yet, unlike the operation.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

You know the bigger ones hurt more the first few times, right?

RJ is a seasoned veteran, he'll do just fine.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

RJ is a seasoned veteran, he'll do just fine.

.

[Axius]

You mean..., a toothpick in a volcano.

[M3 Number 86]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

.

so skinny lol

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

To be fair, I had a pretty big penis. Some not so tasteful tattoos, though.

"Had"

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

"Had"

The blowjob was a free preview. I only had it for about thirty seconds.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

"Had"

It just kept growing. Now "has" a monster.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

.

What is that? A cheddar brat?