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      01-08-2016, 10:05 AM   #20395
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When Phil wakes up and reads this....
For Dr's!!! I take my pants off for doctors! Not just anyone. Sheesh!
He often refers to himself as 'Dr. Phil'

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I give up
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      01-08-2016, 10:20 AM   #20397
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You're kidding me right?


UGH!!!!!! He wont cut it out


It's way to close to my tear duct right at the corner of my eye. He cant do it without causing permanent damage to my tear duct. He asked me to give him two weeks with trying the compresses because it looks like it wants to bust. I started crying, begging, and pleading him to do anything to get it to out of me now. He sat there for a minute then he took a blade and ever so slightly grazed the capped gland to open it to get it release on its own and he applied pressure (as if to pop a pimple) it wouldnt bust. He thinks it should be gone by the weekend if I apply the hottest level of heat I can tolerate for 30 minutes a day and try applying pressure directly afterwards on my own 3 times a day, told me to discontinue the Ciproflaxion the other DR gave me on Tuesday because that treats eye infections. My eye is not infected so there's no need for those drops and I should have never been prescribed that to begin with. This is a problem with the eyelid, not the eye its self. Ciproflaxion treats the eye, not the eyelid. So he gave me an oral antibiotic to try and to give him until Sunday. If it's not gone by Sunday call the clinic on Monday and he will have me come in and he will inject a steroid into the eyelid to break it up.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph I just want this damn thing gone. How many Dr's is this going to take.

Wash your eyelids with baby soap weekly to prevent a clogged oil gland and going through what I am going through.
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      01-08-2016, 10:26 AM   #20398
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He often refers to himself as 'Dr. Phil'

Creepy Uncle Phil.
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      01-08-2016, 10:26 AM   #20399
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Wash your eyelids with baby soap weekly to prevent a clogged oil gland and going through what I am going through.
Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
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You're kidding me right?


UGH!!!!!! He wont cut it out


It's way to close to my tear duct right at the corner of my eye. He cant do it without causing permanent damage to my tear duct. He asked me to give him two weeks with trying the compresses because it looks like it wants to bust. I started crying, begging, and pleading him to do anything to get it to out of me now. He sat there for a minute then he took a blade and ever so slightly grazed the capped gland to open it to get it release on its own and he applied pressure (as if to pop a pimple) it wouldnt bust. He thinks it should be gone by the weekend if I apply the hottest level of heat I can tolerate for 30 minutes a day and try applying pressure directly afterwards on my own 3 times a day, told me to discontinue the Ciproflaxion the other DR gave me on Tuesday because that treats eye infections. My eye is not infected so there's no need for those drops and I should have never been prescribed that to begin with. This is a problem with the eyelid, not the eye its self. Ciproflaxion treats the eye, not the eyelid. So he gave me an oral antibiotic to try and to give him until Sunday. If it's not gone by Sunday call the clinic on Monday and he will have me come in and he will inject a steroid into the eyelid to break it up.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph I just want this damn thing gone. How many Dr's is this going to take.

Wash your eyelids with baby soap weekly to prevent a clogged oil gland and going through what I am going through.
Try these too, along with the compresses. And especially after it goes away so it doesn't ever come back like most chalazions do. They are my sensitive eyelid's best friends . Any CVS or drug store chain should have them. Make sure you get "plus" not regular.

WAY superior and easier than baby soap and q-tip!
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
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Try these too, along with the compresses. And especially after it goes away so it doesn't ever come back like most chalazions do. They are my sensitive eyelid's best friends . Any CVS or drug store chain should have them. Make sure you get "plus" not regular.

WAY superior and easier than baby soap and q-tip!
Thanks, I'll pick this up when I go to CVS tonight to pick up my perscription
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
No dear....it's all downhill from here on
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
No dear....it's all downhill from here on
Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
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No dear....it's all downhill from here on
I feel like Im having a mid life crisis
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
No dear....it's all downhill from here on
Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
Just calling as it is...time stops for no one......
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Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
Growing old is a privilege denied to many.
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Wash the...inside? I'm slightly confused as the video earlier shows excision via the interior.
Wash the exterior once a week with mild, baby shampoo to help prevent a cyst. 28 years and this is the first and hopefully the last one in my life.
No dear....it's all downhill from here on
Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
Just calling as it is...time stops for no one......
Just giving you a hard time
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Oh shit - you calling her old?!?!
Growing old is a privilege denied to many.
And some live far longer than they should.....
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And some live far longer than they should.....
The ones on death row, absolutely agree with you there.
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I hope I make it to 50.
At the rate you're going drop that down to 30*
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At the rate you're going drop that down to 30*
But you know what, even if that's the case, I can look back and say I had a damn fucking good time with my roller coaster life.



Shit, I'll be lucky to see next year the way I ride the motorcycle.
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But you know what, even if that's the case, I can look back and say I had a damn fucking good time with my roller coaster life.



Shit, I'll be lucky to see next year the way I ride the motorcycle.
I have never seen anyone drink as much as yall did!!

How many hand granades did you buy?
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When Phil wakes up and reads this....
When Philippe wakes up ?
Awake ? Lets look at my watch...Mmmmm about 15 hours I'm awake my friend ,and drove at 4:30 AM to my work .
And already worked my ass off as usual and for about 14 hours today and thank God it's Friday and yearn for the weekend at least if they leave me alone for the weekend
The reason why is that I'm running "9 hours" (my local time) in front of you guys .
And of course I thank you sir for thinking on me
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The sad part is...he has more money !
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