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      01-08-2016, 06:23 PM   #20483
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Meh, I go through phases. Can't have the same thing all the time. I can't speak for ASB and the Beast though, no excuse for that.

Just for that comment, I'm gonna go to Founders tonight out of spite.
that was one time, a long time ago!!!!

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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      01-08-2016, 06:24 PM   #20484
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that was one time, a long time ago!!!!

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You're married, remember?
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      01-08-2016, 06:26 PM   #20485
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You're married, remember?
Since we went on a date, does this make you my side piece
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      01-08-2016, 06:36 PM   #20486
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Since we went on a date, does this make you my side piece
Yeah, I'm pretty much over committing to anything or anyone at this point.
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      01-08-2016, 06:53 PM   #20487
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Yeah, I'm pretty much over committing to anything or anyone at this point.
You seem pretty committed to ot and plants.
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      01-08-2016, 07:09 PM   #20488
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You seem pretty committed to ot and plants.
Okay, just ANYONE. Mister specific.
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Don't be scared! Put your back into it er I mean heart.
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      01-08-2016, 07:40 PM   #20490
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I've heard it's better to use your legs than your back...



Or is that only with lifting heavy objects?
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      01-08-2016, 07:54 PM   #20491
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
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      01-08-2016, 08:33 PM   #20493
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?
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      01-09-2016, 01:13 AM   #20494
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I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?
colt 45 or natty boh
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colt 45 or natty boh
I'm an old e guy myself..
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      01-09-2016, 02:20 AM   #20496
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I'm an old e guy myself..
Naw man - gotta be Schlitz Malt Liquor
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I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?

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Naw man - gotta be Schlitz Malt Liquor
How is a 6 back of beer and a woman similar?
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
I can confirm! Lol
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How is a 6 back of beer and a woman similar?
Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
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Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
HA!!
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I can confirm! Lol
How's your eye Sara ?
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Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
PBR would be a toothless blonde in jorts that resides in the luxurious double wide.


or is that Natty Light...
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