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      01-08-2016, 01:48 PM   #20439
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UGH!!!!!! He wont cut it out


It's way to close to my tear duct right at the corner of my eye. He cant do it without causing permanent damage to my tear duct. He asked me to give him two weeks with trying the compresses because it looks like it wants to bust. I started crying, begging, and pleading him to do anything to get it to out of me now. He sat there for a minute then he took a blade and ever so slightly grazed the capped gland to open it to get it release on its own and he applied pressure (as if to pop a pimple) it wouldnt bust. He thinks it should be gone by the weekend if I apply the hottest level of heat I can tolerate for 30 minutes a day and try applying pressure directly afterwards on my own 3 times a day, told me to discontinue the Ciproflaxion the other DR gave me on Tuesday because that treats eye infections. My eye is not infected so there's no need for those drops and I should have never been prescribed that to begin with. This is a problem with the eyelid, not the eye its self. Ciproflaxion treats the eye, not the eyelid. So he gave me an oral antibiotic to try and to give him until Sunday. If it's not gone by Sunday call the clinic on Monday and he will have me come in and he will inject a steroid into the eyelid to break it up.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph I just want this damn thing gone. How many Dr's is this going to take.

Wash your eyelids with baby soap weekly to prevent a clogged oil gland and going through what I am going through.
Reading this caused my right eye to start twitching...
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I wonder who in the OT would lose their shit first should alcohol all of a sudden not be available for purchase.
Not it, I've been dry 8 days and still alive.
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I hope I make it to 50.
I remember when my goal was to make it to 25!!!
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Not me, I'll just smoke a fatty to the dome instead.


That's a lie, I'd lose my shit and start fermenting fruit under my bed like a prison cell.
Knowing is half the battle. Now you can be sure to keep fruit on your grocery list. Just in case.
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Not it, I've been dry 8 days and still alive.
8 Days! Nice. Does this evening mark the end of your 8 day dry spell?
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No all month. Have that ipa I made 2 days ago fermenting away that will be ready in month. Going to Belize in feb that may be drunkfest.
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I did an awesome job today navigating from helsinki to tampere. I got lost so fucking many times on a straight fucking road, but a mild hangover nourished over Atlantic didn't do wonders for me.

What I didn't see was cops. Not one fucking cop. I guess they were helping to find yet an other metal band.

God I love this country.
I'd love it more in peter but I did get a diesel yeti do 11liters / 100 km. I was proud of myself.
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Knowing is half the battle. Now you can be sure to keep fruit on your grocery list. Just in case.
Well I'm sure as hell not going to sit here any lie about it.


*starts googling how to make prison alcohol*
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      01-08-2016, 02:01 PM   #20448
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I did an awesome job today navigating from helsinki to tampere. I got lost so fucking many times on a straight fucking road, but a mild hangover nourished over Atlantic didn't do wonders for me.

What I didn't see was cops. Not one fucking cop. I guess they were helping to find yet an other metal band.

God I love this country.
I'd love it more in peter but I did get a diesel yeti do 11liters / 100 km. I was proud of myself.
I am glad to hear that you are there safe! Now comes time to start...., unpacking again!


Peter will be missed, but Peter II will be just as awesome.
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      01-08-2016, 03:21 PM   #20449
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Not it! I mixed Tanqurey 10 and Dom on NYE, and haven't had another sip since then. When I got home from the cabin there was a bottle of Jager that one of my brothers dropped off or something. It sat about a day on the kitchen table then I threw it away.
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Not me, I'll just smoke a fatty to the dome instead.


That's a lie, I'd lose my shit and start fermenting fruit under my bed like a prison cell.
Toilet Wine anyone?!?!
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Not it! I mixed Tanqurey 10 and Dom on NYE, and haven't had another sip since then. When I got home from the cabin there was a bottle of Jager that one of my brothers dropped off or something. It sat about a day on the kitchen table then I threw it away.
I haven't had a beer or Soda in over a week....
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Toilet Wine anyone?!?!
Ahhh the fresh aroma of last nights burrito and 30 day old fruit.
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      01-08-2016, 03:54 PM   #20453
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I haven't had a beer or Soda in over a week....
I split a 6-pack of hard root beer with my dad over christmas. First time I had "pop" in a long time. Too sweet for me.

Beer? Bought a case of PBR last night. lol
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      01-08-2016, 03:59 PM   #20454
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I split a 6-pack of hard root beer with my dad over christmas. First time I had "pop" in a long time. Too sweet for me.

Beer? Bought a case of PBR last night. lol
Ahhhhhh. Nectar of the Gods!!

Mind you, the Gods are capricious beings who think nothing of inflicting pain and misery on us mere humans, but Nectar of the Gods nonetheless!!
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PBR? Fucking sick man. Get some class why don't you.


Miller Fortune all day.
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That's even worse.
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PBR? Fucking sick man. Get some class why don't you.


Miller Fortune all day.
I like to pretend I'm a hipster.

Still haven't had the fortune of trying Fortune yet. Since you spoke highly of it before, I asked a friend of mine who works for a beer distributor up here about it. He said he can pretty much count on Miller Fortune being returned for out-of-date at any of his stores.

Which makes me wonder, what happens to all that out of date beer?
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      01-08-2016, 04:17 PM   #20458
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That's even worse.
You don't know what you're talking about, you don't even like wine! A classless jerk is what you are.

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I like to pretend I'm a hipster.

Still haven't had the fortune of trying Fortune yet. Since you spoke highly of it before, I asked a friend of mine who works for a beer distributor up here about it. He said he can pretty much count on Miller Fortune being returned for out-of-date at any of his stores.

Which makes me wonder, what happens to all that out of date beer?
I don't get it. It's always sold out down here. 7% and I think it tastes pretty good. Better than Black Crown. Shit most everyone I've had try it have liked it a lot.
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PBR? Fucking sick man. Get some class why don't you.


Miller Fortune all day.
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That's even worse.
Milwaukee's Best FTW!!!
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My god I'm surrounded by a bunch of people with diluted taste buds.
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