[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Mr. Guinness says that men are so full of shit when it comes to dating. They all want Versace when they should be shopping at Winners. He he he...

Men? Men are full of shit? Interesting.

You wear a padded bra? You're boobies aren't that big.
You wear high heels? You aren't that tall.
You wear make up? Your face doesn't really look like that.
You got injections? Your lips don't really look like that.

And ya'll expect us to be 100% honest and think we are full of shit?

Men lie the most and women tell the biggest lies.

At least we aren't walking around with half of our junk hanging out with push up underwear on exaggerating the size of our junk only to disappoint you later. We'd rather disappoint you upfront.

We just want someone who won't cheat on us, make us feel like shit about ourselves and genuinely like us for who we are, rather than what we can do for them. Versace? Not at all. Down to earth? Absolutely. Finding down to earth takes a lifetime it seems. Far too many of ya'll out there that only date guys over 6'3", or they have to have this or need to do that. Men are simple creatures. We want someone who cares about us, is good to us, a remote control, a beer, to be able to scratch our neither regions freely - without judgement and peace/piece at night. Simple.

[M5Rick]

Please please no more popcorn packets being eat.

[UncleWede]

Alice first
Alicia current

When random lingerie magazines would show up for ALICE I had difficulty explaining *I* didn't order them

Especially not sent to the house

[Sara]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Men? Men are full of shit? Interesting.

You wear a padded bra? You're boobies aren't that big.
You wear high heels? You aren't that tall.
You wear make up? Your face doesn't really look like that.
You got injections? Your lips don't really look like that.

And ya'll expect us to be 100% honest and think we are full of shit?

Men lie the most and women tell the biggest lies.

At least we aren't walking around with half of our junk hanging out with push up underwear on exaggerating the size of our junk only to disappoint you later. We'd rather disappoint you upfront.

We just want someone who won't cheat on us, make us feel like shit about ourselves and genuinely like us for who we are, rather than what we can do for them. Versace? Not at all. Down to earth? Absolutely. Finding down to earth takes a lifetime it seems. Far too many of ya'll out there that only date guys over 6'3", or they have to have this or need to do that. Men are simple creatures. We want someone who cares about us, is good to us, a remote control, a beer, to be able to scratch our neither regions freely - without judgement and peace/piece at night. Simple.

Shots fired

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

Shots fired

Not directed at anyone specific. Just making a point....comically. It's a Chris Rock bit from Bigger and Blacker.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

Please please no more popcorn packets being eat.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Not directed at anyone specific. Just making a point....comically. It's a Chris Rock bit from Bigger and Blacker.

I'm doing the world a favor. Nobody wants to see me without make up. That's for sure


My old buddy on here brought me Starbucks one morning (we lived two streets apart) I answered the door with no make up on. He says "You sick?" No asshole, I just dont have make up on. Gotta love him.

[Sara]

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Sometimes they need their neck held for them too. Gents, if you don't know how to do this properly, then don't attempt it. It's how people end up in the ER. Jane, this is not a green light for a nurse comment. For those that don't know, feel free to PM for instructions.

A doctor once told me that if she hadn't passed out, hold it tighter. Really.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by Sara

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

Punish you? This lot are great; no need to even start considering them - instant left. NEXT!

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

Sympathise big time.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

I cracked the hell up.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Sara

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

I go crazy for fuck and leave my q-tips on the floor too!!!!!

for the record i don't leave my q-tips on the floor

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

I go crazy for fuck and leave my q-tips on the floor too!!!!!

for the record i don't leave my q-tips on the floor

What woman is going to find that attractive? The men down here are a different breed.

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sara

What woman is going to find that attractive? The men down here are a different breed.

Might I suggest a different avenue for penis procurement?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by fiveohwblow

Might I suggest a different avenue for penis procurement?

I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.

[rebekahb]

Originally Posted by Sara

I better be on my Ps and Qs with the matches I have.


New Orleans' Finest . What did I ever do for the universe to punish me like this?

I think you need to do a new search lol. You have somehow found the scum of the city

[fiveohwblow]

Originally Posted by Sara

I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.

More or different work may equal different results. Aka definition of insanity reversed...

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I’ve tried bumble, too. Too many apps is too much work for me.

Bumble here in SoCal is full of fake/model profiles.

[M5Rick]

I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep

Get some rest. It's good for the libido.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by M5Rick

I just can't believe it, anyways..g'nite to all, need my beauty sleep

Has it ever worked?

It never has for me, but I keep giving it the old college try. Definition of insanity perhaps?