[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh god.



LMAO! Old habits are hard to break, I suppose. Don't think I've ever tried that one LOL.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is that called a crossover in technical terms?

yeah, messed that up.... his right her left, his left her right... lol

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

yeah, messed that up.... his right her left, his left her right... lol

Like the way cylinders fire in a V8 bank?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her left leg and his left hand to fondle right boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

You wanna switch teams?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

Bro this isn't the Chris Rock thread.

[swagon]

Sup.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bro this isn't the Chris Rock thread.

All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

Sup.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.

The things we do for love. Or... the things she'll do for the D?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.

Or maybe that's they way it works for her.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Or maybe that's they way it works for her.

Interesting hypothesis. I wonder if she always orders the same food when they go out for dinner too.

[Verbiage]

That's gotta be good for the budget. Or nah.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Interesting hypothesis. I wonder if she always orders the same food when they go out for dinner too.

I knew a chick who believed she could only get off in one position and if she were in control.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I knew a chick who believed she could only get off in one position and if she were in control.

Boooooooooring.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Boooooooooring.

It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.

Oh yeah... for sure. But it just seems like it would get boring doing it the same way... every time. I'd want to take it to the other extreme and just take that shit over and... well, see if a psychological change of pace would liven things up a bit. That would either go horribly wrong or super well. I would bet on the latter, but either way #worth

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

What the fuck, monica? U sum kinda mod or what?

I ain't gonna waste my time reading the posts above.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

What the fuck, monica? U sum kinda mod or what?

I ain't gonna waste my time reading the posts above.

We are currently on the topic of sexual positions.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

It was cool for a while to let someone else do all the work.

Yeah just watch sportcenter and done

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

We are currently on the topic of sexual positions.

I don't know any.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah just watch sportcenter and done

Same concept, different results. That's the reason Canadians do it doggie style.... so they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada.

Amirite CANGRKE70

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

I don't know any.

Me either. This is why I am just observing.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh yeah... for sure. But it just seems like it would get boring doing it the same way... every time. I'd want to take it to the other extreme and just take that shit over and... well, see if a psychological change of pace would liven things up a bit. That would either go horribly wrong or super well. I would bet on the latter, but either way #worth

Well, she didn't leave the relationship with the same belief.