[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by hubbahubba

For you Unc!

Still doen't clarify, but assuming 16,000 pounds of plankton a day produces more than a cubic seahorse. Cubic seahorse? Is that a unit of measure?

My Sea-Doo has 1200 seahorse-power

[Maynard]

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading about whale farts

[floridaorange]

...

[kscarrol]

Please... Been done multiple times. Is there a female version, maybe with breasts hanging out? Just sayin'

Edit: And while that is not high quality drawing by any means I have even less skill. If we have any budding artists who want to give it a shot...

[hubbahubba]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

My Sea-Doo has 1200 seahorse-power

What do 1200 things that flow with the tide look like? Slow?

[hubbahubba]

Originally Posted by Maynard

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading about whale farts

Sucker!

Truth be told, I just thought it a funny meme.... I really couldn't care less about a whale fart...

[Dpc2u]

Originally Posted by kscarrol

Please... Been done multiple times. Is there a female version, maybe with breasts hanging out? Just sayin'

Closest I could come up with...

[kscarrol]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

Closest I could come up with...

I'll take it!!

[mk1-fan]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Seahorse, or land horse?

Both.
At the same time.

[Run Silent]

This shit caused me to pass out while walking down the center lane of A1A in Daytona Beach back in high school.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

This shit caused me to pass out while walking down the center lane of A1A in Daytona Beach back in high school.

In all seriousness, I may have film pictures of this incident!!!!!

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by Dpc2u

Closest I could come up with...

this should be the mandatory dress code for attractive women to protect them frim covid even if it means millions of men will have broken wrists within days.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

This shit caused me to pass out while walking down the center lane of A1A in Daytona Beach back in high school.

I was wondering where you were. All good?

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I was wondering where you were. All good?

Oh yeah, just very busy.

Hope all is well.

[Run Silent]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

In all seriousness, I may have film pictures of this incident!!!!!

1990'ish?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Run Silent

This shit caused me to pass out while walking down the center lane of A1A in Daytona Beach back in high school.

I never had the trio of death: Wild Irish Rose, MD 20/20, Thunderbird. I had seen sooooooo many people VIOLENTLY ILL that I never had the desire. I started with Jack and Coke. Smooth and tasty.

The worst decisions ever made were 7 Long Island Iced Teas one crazy night and a Tequila binge after a sales school graduation.

[UncleWede]

Mad Dog!!!

My worst was post-finals at UCSB. The Graduate called it "countdown" At 4, drinks were fourfor1. At 5 they were threefor1. . . Well, being diabetic, I couldn't really drink that many regular margaritas, so I told them hold the ice/mixer.

Next morning my RA took me to the hospital because I couldn't stop barfing. Turns out I had burned the lining of my stomach.

Dr.: What were you drinking?
Me: Teq - mmm. Tequi- mmmm RALPHHHHHH.
Dr.: You can't even say the word?
Me: Sure I can, Tequila.

They gave me something to slow down my acid build-up, and then an IV to hydrate me. I remember wanting to get out so I could go watch the Vikings play. Started to walk out of the hospital and almost fell down. Back inside for another bag of saline before I could leave. Left my dorm room pretty much barfed-up for the 2 weeks of Christmas, came back with enzymatic spray once it opened up again. I don't think my roommate ever forgave me.

To this day, I STILL enjoy tequila, just much more slowly.

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

In all seriousness, I may have film pictures of this incident!!!!!

Originally Posted by Run Silent

1990'ish?

If it was in March, then I probably have it. Ambulance crew picking up someone who had collapsed on the pavement in the middle of A1A, north of the pier IIRC.

My family had our winter place in Daytona, and I used to spend two weeks every March down there for spring break. Shot 3-4 rolls of 35mm film every day, and captured a few drunken accidents and "balcony pancakes" among the normal debauchery.

Unfortunately, I keep those photo albums in a file cabinet drawer at work, so I can't get at them for a while.....

[Rmtt]

[Rmtt]

lol

[unluky]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Mad Dog!!!

My worst was post-finals at UCSB. The Graduate called it "countdown" At 4, drinks were fourfor1. At 5 they were threefor1. . . Well, being diabetic, I couldn't really drink that many regular margaritas, so I told them hold the ice/mixer.

Next morning my RA took me to the hospital because I couldn't stop barfing. Turns out I had burned the lining of my stomach.

Dr.: What were you drinking?
Me: Teq - mmm. Tequi- mmmm RALPHHHHHH.
Dr.: You can't even say the word?
Me: Sure I can, Tequila.

They gave me something to slow down my acid build-up, and then an IV to hydrate me. I remember wanting to get out so I could go watch the Vikings play. Started to walk out of the hospital and almost fell down. Back inside for another bag of saline before I could leave. Left my dorm room pretty much barfed-up for the 2 weeks of Christmas, came back with enzymatic spray once it opened up again. I don't think my roommate ever forgave me.

To this day, I STILL enjoy tequila, just much more slowly.

LOL - I was reading that waiting for the "That was the last time I drank Tequila!"

When I left my first real "professional" jobs (I was like 24-25??) one of the VP's had a kids event that night, but we were pretty tight so he came by for a few minutes. I'd already been pounding free drinks from everyone and he bought 10 shots of Tequila and said "I gotta go - get up" and we did 5 shots each (back when they poured "shots" in a highball glass, so they were probably 2-3 oz each) and we went bang-bang-bang-bang-bang and high fived and he said good bye and left.

I had always loved tequila. When I was 21 I was working the late shift for a lady who went out on maturity leave and when I got off at 11-11:30 I'd catch up with my buds at the bar and bang out 5-6 and be caught up with them in short order. Not tonight. When those hit my already booze soup filled gut - I knew I had made a huge mistake. I fought it for as long as I could, but I finally had to go out back and purge.....to the howls of encouragement from everyone in the bar. By the time my GF at the time got there about 7pm to "party all nite" with me - I was a pile of liquid goo in a booth. 2 people helped her get me into her car and I didn't get out of bed except to puke for 3 days.

Even smelling tequila now sends a huge shutter down my spine and I just can't do it. Not even in a margarita.

My good friend now's life passion is finding people too drunk to say no and pouring shots down them till they puke. Even strangers. He says no matter if he has me folded up like a lawn chair in the floor - even then - I will still flat refuse a tequila shot. He tries it every time though.

Why do we look back so fondly at these moments of utter stupidity?

[upstatedoc]