[Axius]

I don't get how she has enough time to post almost the exact same pictures on IG AND SC...., admittedly though, with enough convincing her nudes are so so.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't get how she has enough time to post almost the exact same pictures on IG AND SC...., admittedly though, with enough convincing her nudes are so so.

Wtf!! When have you seen me naked??

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Heh, well I didn't know whether or not you wanted it mentioned since not everyone follows your SC but I just realized similar pics are on your IG.


It appears as though a gentleman has infiltrated your selfies, and willingly decided do partake in them, with you. He's also wearing a bowtie?!


Okay, so why didn't you post the glazed donut instead?!

We stayed up until 12:45 AM watching YouTube tutorials on how to tie a bow tie. We both are now experts lol

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

We stayed up until 12:45 AM watching YouTube tutorials on how to tie a bow tie. We both are now experts lol

Well then, that explains the bow tie. It looked very tidy, good job!


I've gotta say that the only time I've had to don one was for my HS prom, and even that one was pre-tied and affixed to the noose, or whatever the correct term is for the neck loop.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well then, that explains the bow tie. It looked very tidy, good job!


I've gotta say that the only time I've had to don one was for my HS prom, and even that one was pre-tied and affixed to the noose, or whatever the correct term is for the neck loop.

Let me tell you, that shit requires patience

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Let me tell you, that shit requires patience

But can you tie it with your tongue? Inquiring pervs want to know.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Wtf!! When have you seen me naked??

I think Belgie has a collection of them.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Let me tell you, that shit requires patience

I bet. I can see myself growing frustrated with that, smh.


Tying regular ties became second nature to me, except now I just leave them all pre-tied at the perfect knot on my rack in the closet.


I also don't even wear them regularly anymore since this job literally allows t shirts every day. I might wear a polo if I am feeling adventurous.



I'm also pretty sure all of my older dress clothes don't fit anymore. Damn weight loss.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

But can you tie it with your tongue? Inquiring pervs want to know.

LMFAO!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Let me tell you, that shit requires patience

Also, feel free to share this with your new Bowtie-d BF.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I bet. I can see myself growing frustrated with that, smh.


Tying regular ties became second nature to me, except now I just leave them all pre-tied at the perfect knot on my rack in the closet.


I also don't even wear them regularly anymore since this job literally allows t shirts every day. I might wear a polo if I am feeling adventurous.



I'm also pretty sure all of my older dress clothes don't fit anymore. Damn weight loss.

How do you get them over that noggin of yours?

And i feel ya on the weight loss. Closet still empty. Wife made me donate everything that fell off when zipped and buttoned. I suppose she was right.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

How do you get them over that noggin of yours?

And i feel ya on the weight loss. Closet still empty. Wife made me donate everything that fell off when zipped and buttoned. I suppose she was right.

I know! I seriously have to take that into account when I tie them; a cross between not ending up with something Yogi bear short and one that can clear the diameter of my head! It's such a struggle.

But isn't that one of the best feelings? I remember my old 34W pants that I had to buy specifically because I'd gotten bigger. Now I'm back at a 31-32W.

It's funny because when my 32 no longer fit I was just like "welp, time to get bigger pants". We can be so lazy sometimes, smh.

[RJ_]

Mah verbiage, reppin' team 31W

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Mah verbiage, reppin' team 31W

I rep team 31" W too. 4 reps of 10 actually...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Mah verbiage, reppin' team 31W

Ha, it's taken a while to get to this point and stay here, man. Teetering on 10% body fat, definitely fittest I've ever been.


Metabolism fell off hard the past 4 years, that's for damn sure.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I know! I seriously have to take that into account when I tie them; a cross between not ending up with something Yogi bear short and one that can clear the diameter of my head! It's such a struggle.

But isn't that one of the best feelings? I remember my old 34W pants that I had to buy specifically because I'd gotten bigger. Now I'm back at a 31-32W.

It's funny because when my 32 no longer fit I was just like "welp, time to get bigger pants". We can be so lazy sometimes, smh.

Chit, the last time i wore a 31-32 i was in 7th grade. I only remember that because it was the first time i got a pair of jeans. Prior to that, i was in a private school and had a uniform. But I think i could be 12% bf and still be in 33s.

What really pisses me off is that i have 2 pair of jeans that i bought a short time ago that already don't fit anymore. So, i'm just gonna look like a slob until i get to a stable waist size. I don't think it'll be much longer though. I'm pretty sure i can get back into 34s at this point and i think 33 is about as small as i'll get.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ha, it's taken a while to get to this point and stay here, man. Teetering on 10% body fat, definitely fittest I've ever been.


Metabolism fell off hard the past 4 years, that's for damn sure.

Yeah, the early 20's can be rough...

smh

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Ha, it's taken a while to get to this point and stay here, man. Teetering on 10% body fat, definitely fittest I've ever been.


Metabolism fell off hard the past 4 years, that's for damn sure.

Mine was kicking ass for the last 10 years. Going by the numbers i should have been a blimp.

My weekly calorie intake to maintain is about 15,000 per week. From June 2005 to July 2015 i was consuming roughly 24,500 calories per week. I don't know how my body processed all that for 10 YEARS with out making me 500 pounds.

My body is much happier now. That's for sure. Weighed in at 193 this morning.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Chit, the last time i wore a 31-32 i was in 7th grade. I only remember that because it was the first time i got a pair of jeans. Prior to that, i was in a private school and had a uniform. But I think i could be 12% bf and still be in 33s.

What really pisses me off is that i have 2 pair of jeans that i bought a short time ago that already don't fit anymore. So, i'm just gonna look like a slob until i get to a stable waist size. I don't think it'll be much longer though. I'm pretty sure i can get back into 34s at this point and i think 33 is about as small as i'll get.

Jeans also tend to fit a lot more snug than linen/corduroy/cotton and stuff too though, especially after a wash. That was my "aha" moment where I realized I was a fat slob, after one wash of my 32's and not even being able to get the zipper all the way up LOL.

I'm really short though; 5'6", so I'm pretty sure it is all dependent and contingent upon relative distribution. Plus you seem to do cardio pretty regularly, nothing sheds the excess quicker than that. 33-34 is actually a lot smaller than most folks I've come across, haha.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeah, the early 20's can be rough...

smh

It's crazy dad! Idk WTF was happening to me.


Wait never mind, was dealing with mom's passing and a random fuck ton of sudden stress that took a while to deal with appropriately, and I didn't have great outlets for them. Er go, fatness.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Mine was kicking ass for the last 10 years. Going by the numbers i should have been a blimp.

My weekly calorie intake to maintain is about 15,000 per week. From June 2005 to July 2015 i was consuming roughly 24,500 calories per week. I don't know how my body processed all that for 10 YEARS with out making me 500 pounds.

My body is much happier now. That's for sure. Weighed in at 193 this morning.

That's a great balance though! Wow, you really came down a LOT! You are definitely blessed with a great metabolism, 15K + a good distribution of routines and fats will certainly keep you there.


Dammit, every time I talk I somehow manage to infuse health related stuff in my conversation. My apologies to the rest of the whore thread participants who wished for Sara's nudes, or something.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Jeans also tend to fit a lot more snug than linen/corduroy/cotton and stuff too though, especially after a wash. That was my "aha" moment where I realized I was a fat slob, after one wash of my 32's and not even being able to get the zipper all the way up LOL.

I'm really short though; 5'6", so I'm pretty sure it is all dependent and contingent upon relative distribution. Plus you seem to do cardio pretty regularly, nothing sheds the excess quicker than that. 33-34 is actually a lot smaller than most folks I've come across, haha.



It's crazy dad! Idk WTF was happening to me.


Wait never mind, was dealing with mom's passing and a random fuck ton of sudden stress that took a while to deal with appropriately, and I didn't have great outlets for them. Er go, fatness.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's a great balance though! Wow, you really came down a LOT! You are definitely blessed with a great metabolism, 15K + a good distribution of routines and fats will certainly keep you there.


Dammit, every time I talk I somehow manage to infuse health related stuff in my conversation. My apologies to the rest of the whore thread participants who wished for Sara's nudes, or something.

I'm not feeling hungry either, so i figure i'm well within the ball park.

No need for apologies. By my estimation, most people can stand to lose a few. I mean, most people didn't think i was a fat ass before i started losing and yet i've lost almost 20% of my body weight while recognizing i can still lose more.