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      06-16-2016, 03:41 PM   #11221
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      06-16-2016, 03:41 PM   #11222
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Would NOT eat, potential for way too high
Hahahaa you're gonna turn down a free sammich? Don't believe you.
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      06-16-2016, 03:43 PM   #11223
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Hahahaa you're gonna turn down a free sammich? Don't believe you.
My wife don't make sammiches


tacos/burritos, but not sammiches. And never any notes (or even bags)
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      06-16-2016, 05:09 PM   #11224
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      06-16-2016, 05:36 PM   #11225
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My wife don't make sammiches


tacos/burritos, but not sammiches. And never any notes (or even bags)
well we've solved the mystery of where your pants are..
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      06-16-2016, 05:37 PM   #11226
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no idea who Jaco Pastorius is, but I can feelz the hurts
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      06-16-2016, 05:46 PM   #11227
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      06-16-2016, 05:49 PM   #11228
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Must be the long, thick, and athletic tongue.
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      06-16-2016, 05:56 PM   #11229
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Must be the long, thick, and athletic tongue.
let's not be presumptive, it could be at half mast.. or an 'aspect' of the romantic era perspective
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      06-16-2016, 05:59 PM   #11230
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Must be the long, thick, and athletic tongue.
let's not be presumptive, it could be at half mast.. or an 'aspect' of the romantic era perspective
Shrinkage! Lol
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Shrinkage! Lol
definitely a grower

what I find uncomfortable is other dude's checking out your package.. it's just so like weird

now I'm wondering if they were just all homos
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      06-16-2016, 06:04 PM   #11232
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      06-17-2016, 01:12 PM   #11233
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      06-17-2016, 02:50 PM   #11234
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what I find uncomfortable is other dude's checking out your package.. it's just so like weird
Appropriate course of action is to pop a boner.
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      06-17-2016, 04:06 PM   #11235
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Haha I'm ok with it. It's everyone else who's not cool with it.
Even the best people have to take advice sometimes. Horrible for your car.
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Haha I'm ok with it. It's everyone else who's not cool with it.
Even the best people have to take advice sometimes. Horrible for your car.
Ok ok, it was only the second time I used one of those and I won't do it again. Sheesh
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      06-17-2016, 05:47 PM   #11237
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Appropriate course of action is to pop a boner.
I'm trying to perfect my, "Dude, are you gay?" look.. it's working, dude's checking you out now steer clear at 10ft instead of 5
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      06-17-2016, 06:51 PM   #11238
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Must be the long, thick, and athletic tongue.
His dick is as big as her tits...
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      06-17-2016, 07:04 PM   #11239
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