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      05-27-2016, 08:50 AM   #21451
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What was his name?


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Ok so me haley and my cousin chris went out with my co workers. At around 11 pm this one co worker calls our a waitress a cunt, because they didnt have mash potatoes so he gets kicked out-- that was so shot. THEN another one of my co workers sprayed ketchup on haley and my cousin chris. Dude chris was going to whoop his ass, haley was flippppppping and I didnt even see this happen because I was so into talking about fried pickles with this guy. We then paid for the whole bill and left.
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Ok so me haley and my cousin chris went out with my co workers. At around 11 pm this one co worker calls our a waitress a cunt, because they didnt have mash potatoes so he gets kicked out-- that was so shot. THEN another one of my co workers sprayed ketchup on haley and my cousin chris. Dude chris was going to whoop his ass, haley was flippppppping and I didnt even see this happen because I was so into talking about fried pickles with this guy. We then paid for the whole bill and left.
Jeez. Who are your coworkers? Are they 14?
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Ok so me haley and my cousin chris went out with my co workers. At around 11 pm this one co worker calls our a waitress a cunt, because they didnt have mash potatoes so he gets kicked out-- that was so shot. THEN another one of my co workers sprayed ketchup on haley and my cousin chris. Dude chris was going to whoop his ass, haley was flippppppping and I didnt even see this happen because I was so into talking about fried pickles with this guy. We then paid for the whole bill and left.
But but but... I like my sig.
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~55 year old wall street guy
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But but but... I like my sig.
Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them
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Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them
Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.



So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.


EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?
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      05-27-2016, 09:22 AM   #21457
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Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them
Banned for not spilling mayonnaise on Haley.

(assuming she is "hot girl"... is she is related in anyway, then I lift the ban and ban myself for accidental affirmation of ... *shudder*)
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Dude I love fried pickles and talking about them
Jesus. The 55 year old Wall Street guy gives Wall Street guys a bad name. He might still think it's the 80s. Too much coke and hookers.

Edit: Yes is Haley coffee cup?
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Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.



So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.


EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?
yes haley is the girl I sent you a picture of in PMs

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Banned for not spilling mayonnaise on Haley.

(assuming she is "hot girl"... is she is related in anyway, then I lift the ban and ban myself for accidental affirmation of ... *shudder*)
Yes she is "hot girl"

i spilled my mayo on her later after she told my cousin not to feed me anymore beer because my dick wont work in a half an hour

i was pretty drunk
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i spilled my mayo on her later after she told my cousin not to feed me anymore beer because my dick wont work in a half an hour

i was pretty drunk
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Wow! Clearly, 55 year old men cannot handle their ketchup.



So, are you speaking of like, the dill-dickles, or like the chopped ones that are fried? Like the Hooters kind.


EDIT: Haley is hot girl, right?

these were the pickle chips but I usually like the longer ones
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these were the pickle chips but I usually like the longer ones
That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?
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That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?
hahahahahahahaha Thats what I told verbiage and the guy
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That's what Haley said or what you told the guy you were talking to about pickle chips?
Dude, Mike is on a fucking roll this morning.
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Dude, Mike is on a fucking roll this morning.
Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic
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Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic

It's good that she takes care of you.


What did you have to drink last night?
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hahahahahahahaha Thats what I told verbiage and the guy
Oh shit, hahahaha. Too many different conversations.
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I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!
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What did you have to drink last night?
Also shot. I started off with wine then moved to blue moons, and a shot of fireball, some more blue moons, then i do remember weed happening--I had a hit and my virgin lungs died
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Im just laying in bed hungover--she got me breakfast and went to work.

Im so pathetic
No work today? That's awesome. R&R.

That's awesome she got you breakfast.
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I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!
Whoa! You've got a full schedule!
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This means a lot coming from water bottle nose breaker guy.
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