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      05-27-2016, 09:42 AM   #21473
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No work today? That's awesome. R&R.

That's awesome she got you breakfast.
Yeah I have a 4 day weekend. Dude I was laying on the bathroom floor in my boxers and shes like ok you need food, Ill go hahahh
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I heard we may get out at work at 4pm sharp (I hope) so I can run home, splash water on my balls, change, grab water, food, BEER, wash the 335, throw on the car cover and get sleep before leaving at 7 tomorrow morning for the holiday weekend in Naples!
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1. No mention of mamacita
2. You either only wash balls or have swamp balls - try Gold Bond
3. Which Naples?
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Also shot. I started off with wine then moved to blue moons, and a shot of fireball, some more blue moons, then i do remember weed happening--I had a hit and my virgin lungs died
I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.
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I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.
its those tall ones that are usually served with blue moon, what are they..I would think they are more than 12 oz, maybe 16
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I genuinely have a question about excessive beer drinking; are you drinking like the 12oz glasses each? I genuinely get full after like 2 of them, especially in addition to a couple shots and wine included, that's like, the peak of my water weight tolerance LOL.
Try expelling some of that water via your vagina and make room for more.
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its those tall ones that are usually served with blue moon, what are they..I would think they are more than 12 oz, maybe 16
16oz! That's what it was. 12 didn't sound right.

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Try expelling some of that water via your vagina and make room for more.
Ever since you stopped receiving it, I haven't had any other deposits for the excess.
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Yeah I have a 4 day weekend. Dude I was laying on the bathroom floor in my boxers and shes like ok you need food, Ill go hahahh
Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.
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Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.
jeeeeeez that is freaking rough. I would actually die.

My co workers were making fun of my shoes as soon as I got there, and haley bitched them out--I was like thats my girl, she's ride or die.

My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!
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My shoes arent even freakin bad, they just dont have style. Theyre air maxes for god sake!
BW, 1, 90, 95, 360?
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I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.
Ugh.
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Love 4-day weekends. One of the best inventions EVER. Infinitely better than a 3-day weekend.

You're fucking lucky. In my Wall Street days, I used to come home smashed at least once a week, drink twice or more - entertaining clients. Every time I passed out in the bathroom my wife would just leave me there and be disgusted. She wouldn't even wake me up to get me to bed.

She would make sure I got up at 545am so I wouldn't be late for work (7-730am) though.
I feel your pain. I did dinners for 2-4 nights per week for years. I rarely came home smashed but the few times I did it was misery and yes, I had to get up at dark o-clock as well.
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I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.
Another day that ends in y. What else do you expect? Go buy some car stuff and feel good about yourself.
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Females? Hot? Pics please.
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Fuck yeah Infrareds.


EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.
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EDIT: And she got you electrolytes? She fucking loves you, man.

I do cute shit too though ill take you guys on a tour via video
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I'm dealing with some stupid fucking employees today.
Your employees? You should punk them. Or force them into mandatory volunteer work that is "fun" but in reality annoying.

i.e. ice bucket challenge
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She's putting Mike on lockdown.
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I feel your pain. I did dinners for 2-4 nights per week for years. I rarely came home smashed but the few times I did it was misery and yes, I had to get up at dark o-clock as well.
Dark o-clock sucks. But..... It secretly feels good. Like you beat the world at waking up. So stupid. Hurt so much when hungover though.
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