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      06-01-2016, 10:23 AM   #21737
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@Verbiage lol, when I first met her, I didn't make it apparent I had money. She still went for it.

She offers to pay and sometimes does pay for food and the usual. She always, every single time, offers to pay for gas. I always decline, but no other girl has ever offered that for me.
Take her out in the Tesla and then stop at the gas station.
I actually gave her a ride in it yesterday.
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      06-01-2016, 10:23 AM   #21738
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I did. Messed up her hair. Couldn't here the screams over the engine tho
which sound better, the car or the chick? be honest..
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I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...
Only if you and grimlock are involved in the conversation. Otherwise, things seem to operate perfectly fine.
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I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...
OT is the best place precisely because of it's resident Freud.. what say u, doc?
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Only if you and grimlock are involved in the conversation. Otherwise, things seem to operate perfectly fine.
PLEASE don't put me in the sane (ops, freudian slip) category as him..
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I did. Messed up her hair. Couldn't here the screams over the engine tho
which sound better, the car or the chick? be honest..
Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.
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I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...
Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.
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Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.
This needs to change, sir.
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I feel, like the OT could very well quite possibly be the last place that one should solicit love advice... You might be better off getting said advice at an insane asylum...
OT is the best place precisely because of it's resident Freud.. what say u, doc?
It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...
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Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.
what about ArmenianChicks.com ?
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Depends on the situation.

Well, at full tap the car, mainly because I haven't heard her scream without distortion.

When taking it slow, the 458 closes 2/3 of the 3 valves. Under 3k, they stay closed and it doesn't sound as nice, in which case the girl wins.
so full-throttle = car wins
hand-over-mouth = girl sounds better?
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This needs to change, sir.
Trust me, I've tried.
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It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...
what's that?
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so full-throttle = car wins
hand-over-mouth = girl sounds better?
Actually, yes. Exactly that!
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what about ArmenianChicks.com ?
Nah, that's full of Kardashian wannabes
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It's hardly Freud... It's just common sense...
what's that?
You have it sometimes... Other times not so much... Not sure yet which version I prefer... The one who hyperventilated because he didn't know what to text back to a girl, or the hardcore bitches ain't shit version... Juries still out...
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I vote for bitches ain't shit version.
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Ehh. OT has its moments. Better than Audiworld, Tesla, and Ferrarichat.
what about ArmenianChicks.com ?
They have a site here and it's super popular in LA lol... I don't know the exact name of it but I'm sure it's similar to what you just posted... It gets brutal though, because there's different levels of Armenian... Rank it from hardcore to less hardcore and it's on par with Aatish and his weddings he has to throw time to time where it's mixed culture matrimony and bodyguards have to be called in...

Anyways, think it's almost as popular as JDate here in LA...
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I vote for bitches ain't shit version.
You're probably right... The other version felt like it needed some coddling...
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You have it sometimes... Other times not so much... Not sure yet which version I prefer... The one who hyperventilated because he didn't know what to text back to a girl, or the hardcore bitches ain't shit version... Juries still out...
more! more!

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They have a site here and it's super popular in LA lol... I don't know the exact name of it but I'm sure it's similar to what you just posted... It gets brutal though, because there's different levels of Armenian... Rank it from hardcore to less hardcore and it's on par with Aatish and his weddings he has to throw time to time where it's mixed culture matrimony and bodyguards have to be called in...

Anyways, think it's almost as popular as JDate here in LA...
its exists?

whoah don't think he's at the marriage stage yet
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first video, too funny

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