[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Yeah you are still a noob. An infamous noob though.

Originally Posted by Sara504

I have a date!!!

....Go on....

[Sara]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

....Go on....

I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp

[SheaButter]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp

One of the most attractive things for me about a girl I'm taking out on a date, is a girl that isn't scared to dress to impress.

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp

I have a feeling this is going to turn into a "I wore nothing but my cowboy boots for him and he hasn't called me thread"

[Sara]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

I have a feeling this is going to turn into a "I wore nothing but my cowboy boots for him and he hasn't called me thread"

Have some faith!

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Have some faith!

Only if you change your gold digging criteria. At best you land this guy, be a trophy wife while he signs up for Ashley Madison part deux. You divorce, take him for half and you end up drinking your life away as a cougar housewife that no one (even the pool boy) won't touch even with ///M Power-Belgium 's dick. Daughter will probably end up on the pole with daddy issues.

The guy that might be right for you could be a guy who owns a restaurant, wears and apron, works long hours, has a crappy credit score because he's highly utilized on loans to buy his business. He has drive. You give this guy a chance and maybe together you guys build an empire where he franchises his restaurants, makes boatloads, buys you nice things after you've learned the value of a dollar and is a good father to your daughter. Retire together.

But wait you'll never have that since you didn't give the guy a chance.

With your list you have eliminated half of the decent guys out there, and if I was a betting man, I wouldn't take those odds.

Hence no faith...but again Sara you don't owe anything to me, so go do you.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

Only if you change your gold digging criteria. At best you land this guy, be a trophy wife while he signs up for Ashley Madison part deux. You divorce, take him for half and you end up drinking your life away as a cougar housewife that no one (even the pool boy) won't touch even with ///M Power-Belgium 's dick. Daughter will probably end up on the pole with daddy issues.

The guy that might be right for you could be a guy who owns a restaurant, wears and apron, works long hours, has a crappy credit score because he's highly utilized on loans to buy his business. He has drive. You give this guy a chance and maybe together you guys build an empire where he franchises his restaurants, makes boatloads, buys you nice things after you've learned the value of a dollar and is a good father to your daughter. Retire together.

But wait you'll never have that since you didn't give the guy a chance.

With your list you have eliminated half of the decent guys out there, and if I was a betting man, I wouldn't take those odds.

Hence no faith...but again Sara you don't owe anything to me, so go do you.

Well said, but no use. We've seen saying this same thing for about 2+mo.
We gave up.

[CANGRKE70]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Well said, but no use. We've seen saying this same thing for about 2+mo.
We gave up.

I just don't understand her logic. Sure it's good to know what you like, but come on...any guy she lands she is going to try and change anyways. It's a woman thing.

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

I just don't understand her logic. Sure it's good to know what you like, but come on...any guy she lands she is going to try and change anyways. It's a woman thing.

Welcome to the club.

Suitability and compatibility.
I mean, it is very nice to have Ferrari Speciale, but it is like seeking to buy Ferrari or McLaren in the middle of Antarctica. I will take ugly looking 12 yr old Mitsubishi Montero/Pajero over Ferrari and/or McLaren in Antarctica anytime.

"try and change" - you mean try and change the main beneficiary in that specific account he has. (kidding)


as for Sara504 - Just go have fun. I know you are kidding about stuff, but don't over think about his credit score, his accounts, etc. However, you did good by picking BMW driver on this forum (?)

[Lups]

Originally Posted by CANGRKE70

I just don't understand her logic. Sure it's good to know what you like, but come on...any guy she lands she is going to try and change anyways. It's a woman thing.

This was actually so true.

I own up to it completely.

I've called my hubby this week twice. He has called me once. Before this, I am willing to bet our last phone conversation took place in 2005. My reason to call was to scream at him because of the sil. Sadly, this was the time he actually talked too, and i just wanted him to shut up again. A conversation of over five sentences. Never doing it again.

I hate phones.

[C5driver]

So...how about them...uhhh...Lakers

[UncleWede]

Is that a turkey in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by C5driver

So...how about them...uhhh...Lakers

I'm willing to bet two dollars this is a sports team! Did I win?

[MrPrena]

Originally Posted by Lups

This was actually so true.

I own up to it completely.

I've called my hubby this week twice. He has called me once. Before this, I am willing to bet our last phone conversation took place in 2005. My reason to call was to scream at him because of the sil. Sadly, this was the time he actually talked too, and i just wanted him to shut up again. A conversation of over five sentences. Never doing it again.

I hate phones.

Wow.
You are the strongest woman I've ever known.

Originally Posted by C5driver

So...how about them...uhhh...Lakers

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Is that a turkey in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Are you instigating new round?

What's in your pockets!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MrPrena

Wow.
You are the strongest woman I've ever known.

Why the hell would I call him for? To ask something? From a Finnish male? They seriously shut up in every language. If I need something from him, I text him. Has happened 3 times in the last year.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Just out of interest, how do you cook them? The preparations and so on? I cook a turkey for Christmas and I could use ideas for other suffings/ salt than what I'm using now.

For turkey, we have a big syringe (needle) that we fill with oil/vinegar dressing and inject under the skin. Then we cook. My favorite is still to deep-fry the bird, but sometimes we do oven. The bigger Toms last year were 50lbs+ dressed, and I had to find a specialty commercial baking tray that just barely fit in the oven to cook him. Turkeys always get cooked on the convection setting in the oven.

I still think the cornbread-based stuffing mixes are the best. Whichever we use, the wife always puts hamburger and chorizo in the mix.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

Are you instigating new round?

What's in your pockets!

CAREFUL!!!

Its a play on an old joke: Is that a pickle (think Viagra) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I'm panicking. What do I wear?!!!!!!!!!!

He's tall, dark, & handsome - check
Wears fitted suits.. DAILY - check
E92 M3 - check
Has more Loubs than me - check
Doesnt do drugs - check

no idea on credit score though -- wamp wamp wamp

Are you talking about me? Minus the fact that the peasant is driving a M3 and not a 328i, dude is probably a poser.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm willing to bet two dollars this is a sports team! Did I win?

Ding ding ding. You won a pardon in...2 weeks(?)

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

For turkey, we have a big syringe (needle) that we fill with oil/vinegar dressing and inject under the skin. Then we cook. My favorite is still to deep-fry the bird, but sometimes we do oven. The bigger Toms last year were 50lbs+ dressed, and I had to find a specialty commercial baking tray that just barely fit in the oven to cook him. Turkeys always get cooked on the convection setting in the oven.

I still think the cornbread-based stuffing mixes are the best. Whichever we use, the wife always puts hamburger and chorizo in the mix.

Are these commercial or ones on your property that you're raising?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

For turkey, we have a big syringe (needle) that we fill with oil/vinegar dressing and inject under the skin. Then we cook. My favorite is still to deep-fry the bird, but sometimes we do oven. The bigger Toms last year were 50lbs+ dressed, and I had to find a specialty commercial baking tray that just barely fit in the oven to cook him. Turkeys always get cooked on the convection setting in the oven.

I still think the cornbread-based stuffing mixes are the best. Whichever we use, the wife always puts hamburger and chorizo in the mix.

Fucking awesome!

How about salt?

I usually sink the bird in salt water for two days.

I saved your post to my emails. I am so pumping you for extra knowledge when the season hits. Thanks, Mr hair model!