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Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

F. U.

^n no, im not jerking u off or anything.. u fkcing sick motherferger

Grimmy boy Grimmy boy. You need to find a lady friend instead of being curious of my shlong. Go play video games or something for fucks sake!

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.

For it was a cold winter's eve
where she dropeth to her knees
Thine monster rips through a zipper
she jumps up extremely chipper
why oh why must you do this to me
because you are a hooker
now watch me unsheathe

Banana Hammock · 06-23-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.

"True is it that we have seen better days,
And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engend'red;
And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
And take upon command what help we have
That to your wanting may be minst'red." - As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 120–126

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Originally Posted by grimlock

what the

Tsundere (ツンデレ ?, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time.

kids..

Pretty much playing hard to get.

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Grimmy boy Grimmy boy. You need to find a lady friend instead of being curious of my shlong. Go play video games or something for fucks sake!

im not curious about your 'sch-long' (I see what you're trying to get at there..)
stop talking about your penis... no one asked you about your penis

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

Pretty much playing hard to get.

no farg-ity.. he's all yours

jtodd_fl · 06-23-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

"True is it that we have seen better days,
And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engend'red;
And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
And take upon command what help we have
That to your wanting may be minst'red." - As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 120–126

Pretty much playing hard to get.

Bruh... I may or may not have played Orlando in As You Like It at some time in the past.

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

im not curious about your 'sch-long' (I see what you're trying to get at there..)
stop talking about your penis... no one asked you about your penis

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Originally Posted by grimlock

damn, i wanted to see ur dick

You started it.

EALm4 · 06-23-2016, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm really sorry (seriously)
But I'm also really surprised by your comment ! (no joke)

I asked about your age because you look so young,exotic,beautiful and full of health and energy..
This question came in my mind while I watched your bow video ..
BTW...
You probably forgot that I posted pics from me in the gym + a pic from my ID for you ,yep even my ID for you and it's still on here ! While I look like shit compaired to you and your beauty !
Is this that I got in return from you ?

And now you left me with nothing ?
Well..I'm feeling disappointed...
Please Tara ...?

LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You started it.

im not talking to you anymore

im saving my erections for real women (no offence to anyone etc. etc.)

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID

Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.

Classic.

Banana Hammock · 06-23-2016, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

no farg-ity.. he's all yours

But it's so funny watching you get uncomfortable.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bruh... I may or may not have played Orlando in As You Like It at some time in the past.

Please tell me there's a video of this somewhere.

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

im not talking to you anymore

im saving my erections for real women (no offence to anyone etc. etc.)

So I'm not a real woman to you? Great, so all this gender transformation surgery has been for naught.

bimmette · 06-23-2016, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

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Originally Posted by EALm4

LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID

Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.

Classic.

Hahhahaa OMG yesss

jtodd_fl · 06-23-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, the pictures are from before our time. They look like he took a polaroid of a polaroid, then scanned it, xerox'ed it, scanned it again, then uploaded it on here.

Classic.

And the original itself was a lithograph. (or maybe a daguerreotype).

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahhahaa OMG yesss

Please dig the pictures up, for the sake of the thread.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-23-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.

I'm feeling left behind and I'm speechless ...

EALm4 · 06-23-2016, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Please dig the pictures up, for the sake of the thread.

x2

jtodd_fl · 06-23-2016, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by duck fat

But it's so funny watching you get uncomfortable.

Please tell me there's a video of this somewhere.

No sir. There is no video or photographic evidence of me in tights anywhere to be found! I was once in a musical where the director told me that I sang so badly that I could only have the lead 1) because it was a comedy anyway and 2) if I promised not to try to sing well, because it was way worse when I tried.

#noghey #notneilpatrickharris #nobodysbitch

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

So I'm not a real woman to you? Great, so all this gender transformation surgery has been for naught.

hate it when chicks try to blame me

BUT YOU'RE NOT A CHICK if you still have a sch-ort 1

notes: 1. does not constitute exhortation to gender reassignment surgery in any form, shape, or matter. Please do not cut your dick off.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-23-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahhahaa OMG yesss

You try to change the subject...
Wat's wrong with your age Tara ?

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm feeling left behind and I'm speechless ...

It has the same effect on me.. im moved to

Axius · 06-23-2016, 02:42 PM

I don't have a schlong anymore. Doc gave me a beautiful fagina with a giant labia and huge floppy lips.

grimlock · 06-23-2016, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I don't have a schlong anymore. Doc gave me a beautiful fagina with a giant labia and huge floppy lips.

Thanks for the heads up. You'll never catch me..

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