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      10-10-2010, 12:12 AM   #133
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^ lovin piitb alittle too much ? i think i got a keeper...
congrats, Im happy for you man. she sounds great this thread did well
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      10-10-2010, 12:57 AM   #134
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see OP, you listened and look what happened


btw, dont be too cheezy with the comments, girls like a "bad boy" too...dont take it over the top with the beautiful comments etc...
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      10-10-2010, 02:00 AM   #135
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^true on being too cheezy but im just gonna be who i am and talk the way i normally talk. im not the typical "bad boy" that chicks go for which i think is what makes me unique , e90post ftw.
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      10-10-2010, 02:01 AM   #136
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^true on being too cheezy but im just gonna be who i am and talk the way i normally talk. im not the typical "bad boy" that chicks go for which i think is what makes me unique , e90post ftw.
That's the key to it all, different women like different types of guys. It sounds like you met someone who likes your type (whatever that is), congrats!
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      10-10-2010, 08:03 AM   #137
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Nice job, OP! The idea of being yourself is the best one you have had yet. If this does turn into a long term thing, you don't want her to find out that the guy she originally liked wasn't really you. Congrats on getting to this point! Keep us posted.
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      10-10-2010, 12:03 PM   #138
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Dude, Congrats!!!
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      10-10-2010, 03:51 PM   #139
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In the 90's, maybe because i was younger and had a whole backlog of hungry teenage chastity and deprivation, the gym assistants were leaders in the bodybuilding sector. Those women made me spend hours rummaging through the workout machine, nosing in front of the gym mirrors and in and out of the locker room with the underwear sticking out. Were the first sign of Europeanisation that we saw in our beloved Spain, women of sublime beauty, manners of an English butler, an airy and welcoming elegance and sublime beatiness.

But that is part of a glorious past. Today any suburban brat and grumpy, we nonchalantly disregard and unwillingness, while making balloons with a piece of gum and left rear its abdominal bacon. I'm older and women are more vulgar and promiscuous. There are more show than beauty, more and more brazen than erotic beauty decoration. Gym trainers are no longer serving the commercial aristocracy as a small sketch of Paradise daily. They seem to continue to live in a premenstrual syndrome, irritable, bloated and violent, with a gaunt face and acne defiant and lend to the fight.

Thankfully we still have the Nespresso boutique, the last refuge of good taste, where gourmets and corny, we find that so sweet and evocative mannerisms. The other day was to provide me with the delicious capsules consumed this blessed invention. I met a charming young man, pure, elegant and Apollonian. He was nice, advised me, invited me to a cafe and i leave with a smile and the best wishes ....

- Have a good day, sir.
- You can call me by my name, thief.
- Security!
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      10-10-2010, 04:11 PM   #140
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In the 90's, maybe because i was younger and had a whole backlog of hungry teenage chastity and deprivation, the gym assistants were leaders in the bodybuilding sector. Those women made me spend hours rummaging through the workout machine, nosing in front of the gym mirrors and in and out of the locker room with the underwear sticking out. Were the first sign of Europeanisation that we saw in our beloved Spain, women of sublime beauty, manners of an English butler, an airy and welcoming elegance and sublime beatiness.

But that is part of a glorious past. Today any suburban brat and grumpy, we nonchalantly disregard and unwillingness, while making balloons with a piece of gum and left rear its abdominal bacon. I'm older and women are more vulgar and promiscuous. There are more show than beauty, more and more brazen than erotic beauty decoration. Gym trainers are no longer serving the commercial aristocracy as a small sketch of Paradise daily. They seem to continue to live in a premenstrual syndrome, irritable, bloated and violent, with a gaunt face and acne defiant and lend to the fight.

Thankfully we still have the Nespresso boutique, the last refuge of good taste, where gourmets and corny, we find that so sweet and evocative mannerisms. The other day was to provide me with the delicious capsules consumed this blessed invention. I met a charming young man, pure, elegant and Apollonian. He was nice, advised me, invited me to a cafe and i leave with a smile and the best wishes ....

- Have a good day, sir.
- You can call me by my name, thief.
- Security!
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Thank you.
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In the 90's, maybe because i was younger and had a whole backlog of hungry teenage chastity and deprivation, the gym assistants were leaders in the bodybuilding sector. Those women made me spend hours rummaging through the workout machine, nosing in front of the gym mirrors and in and out of the locker room with the underwear sticking out. Were the first sign of Europeanisation that we saw in our beloved Spain, women of sublime beauty, manners of an English butler, an airy and welcoming elegance and sublime beatiness.

But that is part of a glorious past. Today any suburban brat and grumpy, we nonchalantly disregard and unwillingness, while making balloons with a piece of gum and left rear its abdominal bacon. I'm older and women are more vulgar and promiscuous. There are more show than beauty, more and more brazen than erotic beauty decoration. Gym trainers are no longer serving the commercial aristocracy as a small sketch of Paradise daily. They seem to continue to live in a premenstrual syndrome, irritable, bloated and violent, with a gaunt face and acne defiant and lend to the fight.

Thankfully we still have the Nespresso boutique, the last refuge of good taste, where gourmets and corny, we find that so sweet and evocative mannerisms. The other day was to provide me with the delicious capsules consumed this blessed invention. I met a charming young man, pure, elegant and Apollonian. He was nice, advised me, invited me to a cafe and i leave with a smile and the best wishes ....

- Have a good day, sir.
- You can call me by my name, thief.
- Security!
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      10-10-2010, 05:52 PM   #143
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      10-10-2010, 06:47 PM   #144
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In the 90's, maybe because i was younger and had a whole backlog of hungry teenage chastity and deprivation, the gym assistants were leaders in the bodybuilding sector. Those women made me spend hours rummaging through the workout machine, nosing in front of the gym mirrors and in and out of the locker room with the underwear sticking out. Were the first sign of Europeanisation that we saw in our beloved Spain, women of sublime beauty, manners of an English butler, an airy and welcoming elegance and sublime beatiness.

But that is part of a glorious past. Today any suburban brat and grumpy, we nonchalantly disregard and unwillingness, while making balloons with a piece of gum and left rear its abdominal bacon. I'm older and women are more vulgar and promiscuous. There are more show than beauty, more and more brazen than erotic beauty decoration. Gym trainers are no longer serving the commercial aristocracy as a small sketch of Paradise daily. They seem to continue to live in a premenstrual syndrome, irritable, bloated and violent, with a gaunt face and acne defiant and lend to the fight.

Thankfully we still have the Nespresso boutique, the last refuge of good taste, where gourmets and corny, we find that so sweet and evocative mannerisms. The other day was to provide me with the delicious capsules consumed this blessed invention. I met a charming young man, pure, elegant and Apollonian. He was nice, advised me, invited me to a cafe and i leave with a smile and the best wishes ....

- Have a good day, sir.
- You can call me by my name, thief.
- Security!
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      10-10-2010, 07:43 PM   #145
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In the 90's, maybe because i was younger and had a whole backlog of hungry teenage chastity and deprivation, the gym assistants were leaders in the bodybuilding sector. Those women made me spend hours rummaging through the workout machine, nosing in front of the gym mirrors and in and out of the locker room with the underwear sticking out. Were the first sign of Europeanisation that we saw in our beloved Spain, women of sublime beauty, manners of an English butler, an airy and welcoming elegance and sublime beatiness.

But that is part of a glorious past. Today any suburban brat and grumpy, we nonchalantly disregard and unwillingness, while making balloons with a piece of gum and left rear its abdominal bacon. I'm older and women are more vulgar and promiscuous. There are more show than beauty, more and more brazen than erotic beauty decoration. Gym trainers are no longer serving the commercial aristocracy as a small sketch of Paradise daily. They seem to continue to live in a premenstrual syndrome, irritable, bloated and violent, with a gaunt face and acne defiant and lend to the fight.

Thankfully we still have the Nespresso boutique, the last refuge of good taste, where gourmets and corny, we find that so sweet and evocative mannerisms. The other day was to provide me with the delicious capsules consumed this blessed invention. I met a charming young man, pure, elegant and Apollonian. He was nice, advised me, invited me to a cafe and i leave with a smile and the best wishes ....

- Have a good day, sir.
- You can call me by my name, thief.
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LOL wut??? I dont understand...
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LOL wut??? I dont understand...
he doesn't even understand himself...
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Better keep updating this thread man! I just spent 15 minutes reading through it.

Good job so far. Now keep us updated.
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      10-11-2010, 12:54 AM   #148
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Congrats OP. She probably seen your car at the gym a while back and was like "oh fuck, this dudes ballin as fuck" haha just kidding bro. Treat her like a lady though and be yourself. None of that PIITB bullshit. That only works in porn movies.
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      10-11-2010, 03:21 AM   #150
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javi what ?

i showed this thread to one of my best friends overseas and he was laughing his ass off. he said i was the asian that denies conversation, playing hard to get. normally guys would go crazy to talk to her and she thinking "why won't this fucking asian kid talk to me", "im so hot why can't i even get him to look at me", "maybe he looking at me but i can't tell -_- ".

things are picking up fast. im hanging out and around 1.30am i get a text from her if i wanted to get a late night dinner. i met up with her at a diner to see her in club attire. she was at the club but left early cause she was bored so im assuming she left her friends and rather catch a late night dinner . dinner went good more conversation, etc.

this is gonna rack up miles in the car. im in ny and her north jersey about 30 miles away lol.
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      10-11-2010, 03:33 AM   #152
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did you just come back from being with her?
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