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      07-14-2014, 11:28 AM   #7481
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      07-14-2014, 11:56 AM   #7482
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
^As in ketchup on your fries action? Uhh... Thanks for sharing?
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      07-14-2014, 12:05 PM   #7484
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^As in ketchup on your fries action? Uhh... Thanks for sharing?
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      07-14-2014, 12:10 PM   #7485
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Aw man! I was just gonna post this!

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      07-14-2014, 01:11 PM   #7486
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
Action is not worth the red belt, should have told her to GTFO.


My SO gets irritated when I turn her down during her week of being possessed. Let me know when Satan has been extruded from your system, then we can talk.
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Probably had something like this to get in the mood.
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I was with this chick two days ago and after an expensive ass dinner, we went back to her place. Got in bed, and she says, "I'm on my period and I'm a virgin". Tbh, I was like good for you for not whoring yourself out. Still got some action though
Pics or it didn't happen!
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      07-14-2014, 10:52 PM   #7491
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Sorry, don't know why these are so big in size...

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^lol dude, I don't get the last two (serious)..
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^lol dude, I don't get the last two (serious)..
Tony the tiger is always peptalking on the commercials, but he has no elbows in this cartoon because a plane crash just happened and everyone is dead or wounded.

Second one, the bear woke up from hibernation but his friends have been driving his BMW during this entire time (30K miles) plus been anally raping him on occasion.
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Tony the tiger is always peptalking on the commercials, but he has no elbows in this cartoon because a plane crash just happened and everyone is dead or wounded.
He has no elbows? He doesn't seem injured.. huh?

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Second one, the bear woke up from hibernation but his friends have been driving his BMW during this entire time (30K miles) plus been anally raping him on occasion.
Yeah I get all that.. oh ok.. so that's supposed to be funny in itself.. I'm slowly learning


I wonder how many of you out there get these - or am I the only one who needs help?
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He has no elbows? He doesn't seem injured.. huh?



Yeah I get all that.. oh ok.. so that's supposed to be funny in itself.. I'm slowly learning


I wonder how many of you out there get these - or am I the only one who needs help?
I translated that literally. I meant Tony the Tiger is totally clueless that pep talking like he does on his commercials is totally out of place on a crashed plane.

Get ready. Tons more coming.
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      07-15-2014, 12:59 PM   #7498
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I got it... In fact I'm even baffled at what's not to get, but then again my sense of humor is more highbrow than anything and conversely, lots of people don't get my jokes.
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      07-18-2014, 09:38 AM   #7499
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I got them both, and they are hilarious!
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Sounds like a plan!
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I got it... In fact I'm even baffled at what's not to get, but then again my sense of humor is more highbrow than anything and conversely, lots of people don't get my jokes.
is this Dennis Miller?
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