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      09-14-2016, 08:41 PM   #38963
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      09-14-2016, 09:17 PM   #38964
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      09-14-2016, 09:34 PM   #38965
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      09-14-2016, 09:35 PM   #38966
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I thought people carried them for the sake of having one and offering it to a lady friend if she needed it. I never imagined that they actually used it.
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      09-14-2016, 09:40 PM   #38967
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I usually keep a clean one in my briefcase just in case I need it. Usually carry one when I'm sick, like right now. Every elder I know in the Indian community carries one for the sole purpose of blowing ones nose.
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      09-14-2016, 09:44 PM   #38968
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Comes in handy when spontaneous spank session happens also
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      09-14-2016, 10:06 PM   #38969
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      09-15-2016, 06:40 AM   #38970
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Spanking session? On which google earth coordinates?
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      09-15-2016, 07:22 AM   #38971
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Comes in handy when spontaneous spank session happens also
NOW the message on my Kleenex 10 pack makes perfect sense to me!

Aatish - you need to keep a pack of these in your briefcase instead of having to dry out your handkerchiefs between blows.
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      09-15-2016, 07:35 AM   #38972
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I'm out of clean handkerchief's, so I may have to.
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      09-15-2016, 10:25 AM   #38973
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Pops still carries a hanky, and uses it to blow his nose. ALWAYS grossed me out when he neatly folded it back up and put in his pocket. I never liked folding "clean" white laundry. . .
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Pops still carries a hanky, and uses it to blow his nose. ALWAYS grossed me out when he neatly folded it back up and put in his pocket. I never liked folding "clean" white laundry. . .
I've gone to a more economical wiping solution of re-usable toilet paper. You never know what kind of surprises you get in the laundry.
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      09-15-2016, 11:42 AM   #38975
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      09-15-2016, 01:17 PM   #38976
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      09-15-2016, 05:17 PM   #38979
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      09-15-2016, 06:16 PM   #38981
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      09-15-2016, 06:18 PM   #38982
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If I never come back, tell them to look for my body on the MARTA.
What are you implying?
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      09-15-2016, 06:19 PM   #38983
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      09-15-2016, 06:19 PM   #38984
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If I never come back, tell them to look for my body on the MARTA.
What are you implying?
It's a little sketch up in this bitch. That's all.
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