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      01-18-2016, 02:13 PM   #21451
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Does my x5 have launch control I'm sure I could get to 60 in under 7 seconds with it
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      01-18-2016, 02:14 PM   #21452
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F word you. The ultimate taste test was also the priciest...go figure.
That's okay, I still hate all your other S word. I'm kicking you out from my very respectable friend list when you get the P.
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      01-18-2016, 02:16 PM   #21453
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      01-18-2016, 02:16 PM   #21454
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The Turbo S is also awd, you wont have to worry about the pss's not hooking below 70f and it weighs around 3,550lbs that's much less than the porky M6 (4,300lbs).
Try the M6 from a pull in second and tell me all about how overweight it is.
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      01-18-2016, 02:21 PM   #21455
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That's okay, I still hate all your other S word. I'm kicking you out from my very respectable friend list when you get the P.
Now I get it...you're not a fan of lightweight, well balanced, manual transmission, and driver-centric cars.
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      01-18-2016, 02:25 PM   #21456
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      01-18-2016, 02:34 PM   #21457
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Now I get it...you're not a fan of lightweight, well balanced, manual transmission, and driver-centric cars.
Not when that ugly and in the hands of an american who thinks that if there is a bird in the name of the place he's at, he should try to make his boat fly.
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      01-18-2016, 02:44 PM   #21458
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It's Phil...have some humanity (ie. compassion) and refer to him by his name.
Dont even put the killing of innocent people into the same category as calling someone a country.
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      01-18-2016, 02:52 PM   #21459
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Try the M6 from a pull in second and tell me all about how overweight it is.
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0-60 in 2.8 sec. and all day long .................
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      01-18-2016, 03:17 PM   #21460
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Dont even put the killing of innocent people into the same category as calling someone a country.
You've got me confused with someone who gives a shit. Go play with someone who cares.
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      01-18-2016, 03:29 PM   #21461
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You've got me confused with someone who gives a shit. Go play with someone who cares.
Where did I state you gave a shit?
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      01-18-2016, 03:47 PM   #21462
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      01-18-2016, 04:07 PM   #21463
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      01-18-2016, 06:05 PM   #21465
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Seibon is being a pain in the ass with getting me a CF hood that actually fucking fits.
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      01-18-2016, 06:09 PM   #21466
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Seibon is being a pain in the ass with getting me a CF hood that actually fucking fits.
CF hood, that's so rice. (Please, don't hate me)
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      01-18-2016, 06:51 PM   #21467
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      01-18-2016, 07:08 PM   #21469
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CF hood, that's so rice. (Please, don't hate me)
It is rice, I'm hoping some college kid will love it and buy the car for more than it's worth.
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