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      12-11-2012, 03:17 PM   #1
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"When keeping it real goes wrong" at McDonalds

I swear this scripts like an episode of Dave Chapel's "when keepin it real goes wrong"


I say these bitches deserve 100% of that beating.


Meet Tanya and Shaquanda; two young walfare hoes who like to sit around their grandmas house and sip on crunk juice all day. Today they decided to test out their HP all-in-one printer that the stole from Walmart on Black Friday, by printing out some fake bills. After their brilliant minds concluded that the "shit looked legit" they walked down the block to the finest restaurant they knew, McDonalds. Once they ordered half the shit on the menu they decide to hand the cashier their fake $50 bill. The cashier looked at the bill and called them out on it. At that point the girls decided that it was time to keep it real. Unfortunately they did not realize that the cashier, Rayon McIntosh, just finished doing a 10 year bid for "keepin it very real". Rayon McIntosh was an expert in "not giving a fuck" and quite handy with a metal rod. What happend next would go down in hood history as a beat down of Spartacus like proportions. The girls now have to eat through a straw but hey their New Years resolution was to lose a little weight.
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      12-11-2012, 03:19 PM   #2
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Welcome to the paRty.......
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      12-11-2012, 04:10 PM   #3
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Meet Tanya and Shaquanda; two young walfare hoes who like to sit around their grandmas house and sip on crunk juice all day. Today they decided to test out their HP all-in-one printer that the stole from Walmart on Black Friday, by printing out some fake bills. After their brilliant minds concluded that the "shit looked legit" they walked down the block to the finest restaurant they knew, McDonalds. Once they ordered half the shit on the menu they decide to hand the cashier their fake $50 bill. The cashier looked at the bill and called them out on it. At that point the girls decided that it was time to keep it real. Unfortunately they did not realize that the cashier, Rayon McIntosh, just finished doing a 10 year bid for "keepin it very real". Rayon McIntosh was an expert in "not giving a fuck" and quite handy with a metal rod. What happend next would go down in hood history as a beat down of Spartacus like proportions. The girls now have to eat through a straw but hey their New Years resolution was to lose a little weight.
Your summary is better than the video! Should I feel guilty for laughing my ass off?
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      12-11-2012, 04:20 PM   #4
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What hE said.
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      12-11-2012, 04:50 PM   #5
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What hE said.
wow, People nowadays.....

i wonder if he's heard about the Bugatti that crashed in a lake in Texas !?!?
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      12-11-2012, 04:54 PM   #6
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typical news media show the guy give the bitches the beat down first then show what lead up to it. They do this by design to make people think the guy was wrong, remember first impression usually stick longer. They should have shown the women going after hims since it looks like he is only defending himself at this point.
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      12-11-2012, 06:01 PM   #7
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Old.. but they deserved the beating..
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      12-11-2012, 06:15 PM   #9
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^ He saw this on facebook earlier Today
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      12-11-2012, 07:28 PM   #10
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Why is this resurfacing lol
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      12-11-2012, 08:11 PM   #11
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cool - glad to see you and him crawled out from under the same rock.....
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Like the bus driver..provoked by this dumb bitch.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=757572

These hood rats had it coming, they think cause they are females that can do whatever they want.. smack this guy, without any consequences...too bad he is gonna be sent back up for a long stretch, we need people like him in our local McDs opening up some woop ass on these stank hos.
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      12-11-2012, 09:24 PM   #13
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^^^ hahahaha

You better be kidding......
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      12-12-2012, 01:42 AM   #14
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Like the bus driver..provoked by this dumb bitch.

http://www.e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=757572

These hood rats had it coming, they think cause they are females that can do whatever they want.. smack this guy, without any consequences...too bad he is gonna be sent back up for a long stretch, we need people like him in our local McDs opening up some woop ass on these stank hos.
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He was just trying to protect the mc nuggets!
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      12-12-2012, 06:09 PM   #15
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this is old but still cant believe he got arrested for self defense.
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      12-12-2012, 06:40 PM   #16
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Is Rayon still accepting donations ?
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      12-13-2012, 08:20 PM   #17
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You better be kidding......
Not kidding
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      12-13-2012, 09:11 PM   #18
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cool - glad to see you and him crawled out from under the same rock.....
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