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      10-22-2019, 12:10 PM   #375
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@MKSixer, calling for prancercise I believe
Pace yourself...you already had a "tune up" this morning. At your age, do you really need another release already before tomorrow??
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      10-22-2019, 01:42 PM   #376
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Pace yourself...you already had a "tune up" this morning. At your age, do you really need another release already before tomorrow??
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      10-22-2019, 02:00 PM   #377
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      10-22-2019, 03:11 PM   #378
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      10-22-2019, 03:28 PM   #379
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Dude, I don't know if I can wait. I'm here at the gym and all this scattered hot chicks walking around in yoga pants squatting, flexing, bending over and squeezing is just brutal!
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      10-22-2019, 04:01 PM   #381
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If I wait maybe it'll be double the explosion
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      10-22-2019, 07:47 PM   #382
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Let Toss off Tuesday splooge into Whack off Wednesday!!
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      10-22-2019, 08:25 PM   #383
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Let Toss off Tuesday splooge into Whack off Wednesday!!
NOOooooooo....Damn you UncleWede !!!

Damn you to hell.
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      10-23-2019, 05:13 AM   #385
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ugh it's probably all loose and sagging. not even sure you can call that camel toe...elephant toe?
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      10-23-2019, 07:16 AM   #386
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ugh it's probably all loose and sagging. not even sure you can call that camel toe...elephant toe?
I'm here to help. And let me apologize to the entire board because I've been lacking in my wielding of The Cameltoe. There was once a time when the The Cameltoe could appear anytime and anywhere. Enough of this slacking.

The Camel Toe is BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!


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      10-23-2019, 08:26 AM   #387
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"Made my contribution this morning"
- Hands solo.
You sir. Win the internet today. Congratulations!

Not for your WOW contribution but for the wonderful play on words of "Hands solo". Bravo sir, Bravo.
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You sir. Win the internet today. Congratulations!

Not for your WOW contribution but for the wonderful play on words of "Hands solo". Bravo sir, Bravo.
Thank you sir. Its just how my brain works sometimes. These are the things I find funny.
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Sorry fellows. Did arms today at the gym and I've got no energy left in the tank.
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I unsubscribed from this thread due to lack of pictures but it's Iike the scene of an accident where you're horrified but you just can't stop looking.
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Whoa you want pictures of penis's? 1MOREMOD can help you with that!
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Whoa you want pictures of penis's? 1MOREMOD can help you with that!
nah, I'm good here, and besides everybody's already seen his in that other thread
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I'm here to help. And let me apologize to the entire board because I've been lacking in my wielding of The Cameltoe. There was once a time when the The Cameltoe could appear anytime and anywhere. Enough of this slacking.

The Camel Toe is BAAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!


For some disturbing reason.....I still always think Nancy Pelosi when I see those vids. Maybe it's the necklace.
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